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Friday, January 21, 2005

SHOPPING!

Hi guys... Its time for another session of my crappy blog... Today nothing much la... I went shopping for new year clothes lor.. A bit of funny stuff here and there. So as usual, point form....
- WoW! I saw a shoplifter ! Okay, it was like this : I was looking at some shirts at OG in Bugis when suddenly, I heard the security alarm go berserk! I turn and look.... OMFG ! It was an OLD GRANNY ! WOAH. The old granny doesn't seem disturbed by the alarm and continues to walk out of OG slowly.
* Profile of Old Granny *
-> Your typical looking old granny dragging along a foldable trolley
- Okay, back on topic. The security guard rushes out of OG and stops the old granny and asks to search her foldable trolley. Security guard then unloads a large amount of unpaid clothing. Then the security guard drags her back into OG.. On the way I hear the security guard asking the old granny if she has any reasons for having so much unpaid clothing. Then, I heard the punchline of the year. " I couldn't find the cashier so I just walk out " HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA...
- My wallet totally melt-down liao... Bought a pair of Levi's Jeans never see price tag. Reach cashier there, scan liao I totally flip. $139 !!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Gone. My wallet really empty liao. Even coin also dun have. I think tomorrow really cant go liao. Unless one of you help me pay first.
- Bugis is home of the weird Tees... Oh yeah ! Bought some shirts with funny logos on them =) I din buy those with decapitated people and Stone Cold and middle fingers cos I think my mom will flip. They are supposed to be CNY clothing mah.
- An example of a weird shirt that kinda disappointed me : I saw this shirt with a blazing petrol can with the words " High Octane Fuel " and I was thinking, hey, that's a nice shirt to wear when I toss petrol bombs ! Then I turn the shirt around to see what's written on the back. It says " I GOT GAS ! " * places shirt back on shelf * Damn those 3 words. They spoiled the whole shirt for me.
- Found a nice place to eat ! Yay! Burlington Square, ( The building we end up in immediately after leaving Bugis MRT station ) has a nice eating place called V8 Movie Cafe... So nice... Food there is at most $9.80 and with free soup too ! Somemore, its called "movie cafe" cos the place has LOTS of tv showing movies... I was enjoying my tender chicken chop in mushroom sauce and potato wedges with baby carrots and mushroom soup while watching The Eye 2. By the way, I think The Eye 2 must be one of the funniest movies ever. Anyway, that place is nice and maybe we should go there for STJ...
- Ha... My neighbour just came back from HK.. Brought back lots of expensive chocs and yummy stuff... Maybe if I am in a good mood I will bring to school...

I gonna stop crapping liao.. Cos Hellsing starting soon. Aniway, here's a bit of true but crappy knowledge I have. Gold (Au) is the most ductile element on Earth. 1 gram of gold can be grawn into 2.4km of wire ! WOAH! Lol. So guys, go turn your parents wedding rings into wires and we see who have the longest wire on Monday. ahhahaha.....

2 Comments:

Blogger Spider-treasurer said...

nice excuse.." i didn't see the cashier" i will use it next time... " I didn't see the timetable, so i walked out of sch.." nice

10:58 PM  
Blogger Anna See said...

heya! i had a grt laugh agn! i would love to see u in tt petrol shirt. *anticipating* hahas...oh ya and i will not be so vulgar liao...dun song yong me...hahas try harder...=P

11:21 PM  

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