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Sunday, February 27, 2005

STJ

Hm.. Finally had the long awaited STJ...
- Supposed to meet at 1pm in Heeren... Only got me, GCB and KFC there in the end.. Turned out that there was also a weird sms being passed around that there was no meeting at 1pm... Zzz... Slack and walk round and round... In the end decided to go play pool at meridian..
- Slack around, found a table and start to play... But I never play before so had to learn on the spot... Hm.. Keep making thw white ball fly and jump though... Guess it'll be some time before I can learn to do trick shots when I WANT them... Hm.. BMB arrives at 4++, one hour later than expected... Started to play team games... My hand of evil returns.. Place my hand near the hole and there's a 99% chance that my evil aura will make it cock up and not enter the hole. If it does enter the hole somehow, there is yet another big chance the white ball goes down with it... Lolx.. Fear not folks.. Pray for divine intervention... BMB looked rather pissed yesterday after shotting the in a lot of black and white balls together... Ha ha...
- Hm... Identified 72's ( both 05 and 04..) greatest defect.. Its *gasp* the lack of punctuality.. Seriously.. Does it hurt to be early ? Anyway everyone came sooooo late..... So went down and took up some tables.. I skipped lunch so I was already quite ravenous... Kickstarted with a grilled chicken breast steak and potato wedges.. Then moved on to a pizza and Bundaberg Rootbeer.. Followed by a waffle with caramel banana and chocolate ice cream.. Hm..... Nice..
- Listen to the seniors talking... Long time never hear people talk about all those what groping and all that.. Ha ha.. Sounded more like an RV scout conversation..... Hm.. Heard that they went to talk in the park later... I guess the content there must be worse.. Damn.. I could have offered valuable input.
- Haiz.. Had to go home due to family commitments... So I couldn't go to GCB's house.. Nevermind.. I heard there was quite an ugly scene in the train to GCB's house... Hm... If I was around I would probably attribute the door malfunction to my maglinant presence but then, I wasn't around.. Haiz... Bored....

Today I din do much la... Went to my granma house and spent most of my time in the library reading " The Big Book Of Insults " cos I might see the unspeakable one tomorrow... Must get my most evil insults ready, just in case... Blew GPB's $5 voucher on a good cup of some caramel thingy.. Nice... Thanks pal.. :D And now for a double serving of your daily quote...

" They always ask you to 'act natural'... But how can you be natural when you are acting? "

" Mugging gives you knowledge, knowledge gives you power. But power corrupts and corruption is crime and crime doesn't pay. That means... Mugging makes you poor ! Stop studying now ! "
~ Quotes from the RTD genius,me ~

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