Singapore's future is doomed

Hey hey.. Okay today was a little more interesting than usual...
- Got to sch.. Stone at class bench... Soon, OSG arrives wearing slippers instead of shoes. Ask her why, she say she came from someone else's house. There for, technically speaking, she woke up in some one else's bed.. Hm... What does waking up in someone else's bed mean ? Go figure. Ha ha ha...
- Yesh ! Next bio lecturer is suresh ! muhahahahhaha... Using today as a good example, the next set of lectures is probably going to be very lag.. Ha.. The whole lecture was blown on doing crossword puzzles.
- DG lost her voice... I din know then she was talking very hoarsely so I thought she had some kinda freak asthma attack or something.
- Now, I shall talk about the main topic, which explains the title of this entry. About 1 year ago, there was a spate of newspaper articles about how the young generation today was becoming soft and wimpy. I was greatly offended back then as being a youth myself, not me or anyone I knew was that wimpy as described. Heck, even Soon Peng wasn't so disgusting. Today, if that article was printed today, I would take it as an understatement. I present you : FAT WIMP !
- So, as you all know, I left after school hastily as I had to go National Eye centre to see a doc since I was part of the myopia research group on the effect of bifocals on the general increment of myopia.. If u dont understand, dont bother. Anyway, I went early and they became the usual round of dripping weird eye drops... I got blurred vision right now.. Its a pain to write this but nevermind... So,I was waiting to see the doc when I saw the reason for concern about Singapore's next generation. It was DA FAT WIMP.

FAT WIMP STATISTICS
- very tan skin, almost like a yalam but is actually chinese so yes its another case of CAM.
- Very fat. HE'S P6 BUT HE STILL HAS "BABY FAT"!

- Okay, back to the main point. So, Mr Fat Wimp goes over. He touches a nearby printer. Suddenly, the printer comes to life and makes a lot of printing noises ! What does fat wimp do ? He plonks hiis fat ass on the carpeted floor and starts to CRY. In public. So let's summarise this. Fat wimp touches printer and printer makes funny noises so he crys in terror for no reason. One reason I can think of is that he was afraid of the alien noises from the printer or maybe he thought he had broken the printer and was afraid someone would scold him so the guilt caught him first and he started to cry. I dunno. Well, I only have one comment. WHAT A WIMP ! 12 YEAR OLD SOMEMORE ! Haiz.... He look so terrified that if there was a sharp object nearby he would probably commit hara kiri. Nah. He's probably too wimpy to do it... Haiz.. Later heard his mother saying that he i AFRAID OF WATER. People go swimming pool to swim he sit in baby pool and make waves.HOLY SHIT ! A 12 YEAR OLD TERRIFIED OF WATER ! Singapore has no future.
- My vision very blurred liao.. Gonna tap... Better rest. Long day tomorrow.. Anyway, did you know that the biggest tumour removed intact is 137.6kg. It contained mostly fluids but.. IT HAD TEETH AND HAIR GROWING INSIDE ! CAN YOU IMAGINE A HAIRY TUMOUR WITH TEETH ? So cute. HahhahahahHA...

" If plucking one strand of white hair makes 2 more sprout out, then all balding old men would need to do is pluck all their remaing hair and they would get a head full of hair in no time ! "
~quote by me~