Bad morning

Wah... Today had a bad morning......
- went out to bukit batok some kopitiam to eat breakfast..
- ordered milo, 2 softboiled eggs and a lor mai kai...
- found a seat and sit down....
- waits...
- waits..
- WAITS .... ZzZzZz...
- I ask why so slow then they tell me they forgot. Wow. How incredible.
- Milo and eggs come. Finally. Lor Mai Kai also.. Break the egg, then realised the egg is like 99% uncooked. The egg white isn't even WHITE DAMMIT. Tells the guy and he just shrugs his shoulders.
- Plastic spoon for Lor Mai Kai breaks. Uses hand to stuff it into my mouth. Ends up with greasy hands and a lot of weird looks from other people in the kopitiam.
- Goes to toilet in kopitiam to wash hands. Sink broken. Cant wash ahnds.
- Refuses to pay for uncooked eggs cos Idin eat them. Runs off.. I think you will see me in the 9 o'clock news.
- Goes to Mac toilet to wash hands. Kana scold by the Mac auntie cos she says my greasy hands dirty the door handle.
- Washes grease off hands at last. Walks out of mac by same entrance. Gets some grease back on my hands (O_o)
- Smears grease on some Mercedes car. Car alarm rings. RUN !!!!!!!!!
- Finds mom buying groceries at wet market and evacuates immediately.


Bad day.