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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

LBF STRIKES AGAIN !

Okay... A summary if some interesting stuff that happened recently..
- Something I forgot to mention yesterday...... We had reports of LBF attempting to molest Michael Jackson Boy (MJB)... LBF was seen hitting MJB in a rather ...... unmanly manner and it was noted that he was aiming to stroke MJB's ....... general chest area.. We know LBF is di-polar but we didn't expect him to show his di-polar tendencies in public... How scary... Everyone please protect yourselves properly....
- We found some class photos of SCGS girls in KFC's file.... Anyone wants to guess what they mean ? LoL...
- Today during tutorials, me and spider-medic noticed some weird behaviour from LBF... He was rubbing his face on the table while staring at MLG... He did this several times... At least thrice, i believe. I m unable to explain such strange behaviour fully but I shall attempt to. Firstly, such behaviour is commonly seen in cats. They display such behaviour when they want to mark their territory. But why do they rub the sides of their face on it ? This is because special scent glands that secrete pheromones for territory marking are found at that location.. So a cat rubbing itself on your legs is simply marking you to let other cats know you are its property! Since LBF always sit that spot in that class room, we assume he is attempting to mark the table with his scent... Or, the other reason is that...... LBF is drooling at MLG ! *Gasp !*
- Today, during maths lecture, we heard a lot of commotion at the back.. Turns around and I see an SCGS girl hobbling in with her class from the back... Suddenly she trips and lets out a ear-splitting scream ! HAHHAHAHAHAHHA... Couldn't stop laughing.. Especially when some irritated guy shouted : " THIAM AR !" HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAA....... So Damn comical... I hope that happens often... Hee Hee Hee Hee......
- Kinda missed wu shu warm up today.. I wonder if we missed anything during warm up cos I don't really feel the suan-ness today.. Even though we doing the same things... I hope the reason is that we're adapting =D
- The guys have collaborated together to buy the same items of the same price at the same place for the V-day thingy... Helps avoid scandals and very convient cos we buying in bulk Lol... Too bad, girls. Maybe BMB will give a special extra.. Lol... Plans to help Worm send a V-day card to Rooster is unconfirmed.. We will work on it.


Hm.. Nothing much today.. I'll end off with this short entry la...

2 Comments:

Blogger Spider-treasurer said...

i attempt to blaze the toliet bowl.. hahhahahaha

10:00 PM  
Blogger xkcwlx said...

cat-boy/girl gavin????!!!

omg OMG!!!

haha

10:08 PM  

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