YES ! ITS A NEW POST !
Good/bad news for 05S72
- Me, Spidermedic, HBG got posted out of 72 to some ulu ulu class cos we change to trip science and 72 is a BCME class... Then they change 72 into a BCME-trip science class and replace us with 2nd intakers. That is like, so RTD. But nevermind. We found some new intakers and subverted their innocent minds to our iron will and caused them to swap class with us... So hey, I'm back to torment your souls till the end of time.
- Cool webby introduced by ah tao... It changes your name into some kinda gothic one.. A few examples:
me --> Disturbed Angel
JWG --> Dead Pleasures
GPG --> Angelic Scars
KFC --> Velvet Dreams
LBF --> Flirting with Suicide
Tay Soon Peng --> Midnight Temptress
Low Guan Quan --> Fucked up Freak
MJB --> Beautifully Chaotic
FFG --> Mummified Corpse
BMB --> Dead Psycho
- If you think I am purposefully against you by fabricating a very disgusting gothic name *cough, flirting with suicide* , go to THIS SITE to check yourself. OSG should take special notice of your name's meaning in this site.
- Hm.... As the years go by, I realised the potential for all those bugs that fly into my window every night. They make good subjects for experiments. eg. Since cockroaches cant burp, eating stuff like carbonates can cause the cockroach to be filled up with carbon dioxide. Though the carbon dioxide would evolve slowly out of the roach or dissolve into the bloodstream, feeding it with a mixture of carbonates, eg baking soda, I predict the cockroach will swell up with carbon dioxide and explode ! So fun ! Please try this at home. Suitable for all ages. Does not require parent supervision.
IS YOUR HOUSE INFESTED WITH ROACHES ? TY PRODUCT X OF AARON BRAND!
Ingredients : Pinch of sugar
Dough
Baking soda
Some water
Instructions : 1. Mix dough with baking soda. Make little balls the size of tang yuan with it.
2. Add a PINCH of sugar. Remember, you are luring existing roaches, not attracting new ones.
3. Dampen a bit wih a few drop of water and you are complete!
4. Place dough ball in damp, dark areas where roaches frequently visit.
5. Wait patiently for the splattered remains of roaches. Be careful not to add too much water or your dough ball won't work !
Warning : Keep out of reach of young children. May cause severe burping if ingested. Remember to feedback to me on the usefulness of this roach control method.
- Look around at the things around you. The fact is that any of them can be synthesized into a bomb. The world isnt creating bombs. The world IS a bomb !!!
- Tomorrow, the new intakers arrive. Be prepared. MUhahahahhaha
" If knowledge is power, power corrupts and corruption is a crime and crime doesnt pay, doesnt that make people who study poor ? "
~quotations from me!~
1 Comments:
AHHAHA. so tt's the cockroach part u've been working on. hahah. haf u tried the roach bomb? hahaa. aniwae, nice quote :j
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