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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Yo !

Yup.. Its time for you to waste your life reading my blog again !!! I just gonna crap on whatever that comes to mind..

- Today went wu shu... Called that bunch and they tell me they decided to go kbox instead... (-_-ll) Kbox ain't fun without girls cos they will attempt to sing and sing and sing and you can laugh at them. The idea of sitting there hearing Spidermedic singing his spiderman tune doesn't really appeal to me, I guess. So I went wu shu. Bow to my dedication. m (_ _) m
- Hm.. Was very hot at 3pm so we din go run outside.. Just a few rounds around the mat followed by a few rounds up and down the stairs followed by a few rounds on the mat itself.. Not very long but enough to pawn your ass... Then we went to stretch our legs.. Except today's one is a bit different.. Instead of using the second floor railing, we went to canteen. Hm.. You know, the canteen has the ground floor ( where most of the benches are. ) and the raised floor ( where the drink machines and stalls are. ) And there's a wall separating them. Now imagine standing on the ground floor and placing your right foot on the wall. Ooo...... Feels like magic ! Lolx.
- Then we do about 45 jumping thingies... The from stood down and jump up one... Then sit against the wall ( ma bu against the wall ) for 40 seconds.. Human error for timing exceeds 10s for this cos my senior is merrily counting slowly... Haiz.. Then trained a bit for split.. (0.o) Painz...
- Begins real training.. Today very few people, so more mistakes were spotted and more time spent on correction and perfection.. Haiz.. I have much to learn.
- Tired, but had fun. Ha..
- Hm.. Yesterday I discovered that I'm not afraid of death by car crash. Weird. So I was in this taxi, driving down the road when suddenly this car in front just stops. So the taxi driver stamps on the brakes and the taxi starts screeching to a stop.... So, I'm inside and I'm not wearing a seat belt I was like thinking : Hey, the taxi I'm in is about to crash. Should I put on a seat belt ? Hm.. What should I write in my last sms.. Wonder what they'll put for my obituary. Should I die with a middle finger pose ? Why am I not scared? .. And other misc. stupid questions. No life flashing before my eyes either. Maybe that's cos I have no life. Lolx.
- Remembers that a similar incident like this happened a few years ago.. Again I had quite a similar reaction.. I just sit there placcidly not panicking at all, wondering if I should haunt someone after death. No fear. Weird. Come to think about it, I'm not afraid of roller coasters either. I spent many years of life in fear of roller coasters thanks to all those retards who told me how horrific it was.. What stomach churning and vomit inducing.. Pile of bullshit. I sat inside and it went round and round, upside down, downwards almost vertically. But no scream. No fear, no panic, no vomit, nothing at all. I felt cheated. Wasn't I supposed to scream the shit out of me ? WTF ! Nothing happened at all ! Meanwhile the people around me are screaming their dicks off and I'm so relaxed.
- I revisited one of my favourite webbies : wordsmith.org .
- Go check it out. Some notable ones --> oag = aha i go out
--> aaron teo = onto a era
--> andrew tan = wet Dr anna / ant warden
--> daryl wong = gladly worn/ lardy wong/ go dry lawn
- Have fun anagramming !
- And for my quote I will say something that many people know but often fail to do it.
" Your mind and body must always act as one. Doing otherwise leads to nothing but failure"
~quote !~


Tired. Shall end here. Maybe I'll try to blog more often.

5 Comments:

Blogger |AbYss| said...

=D..... phew... jeff didn't go...

11:28 PM  
Blogger Anna See said...

hey! i demand tt u erase e dr anna one..very disgusting can..freak u la..argh!

11:46 PM  
Blogger kityeng said...

ahah. AHAHA.

8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

duhed u noe why u werent scared? cos the car alrd braked n u kinda knew u wun hit into the car in front lar.. haha sheesh
-yahting

7:31 PM  
Blogger emilia said...

just decided to leave a comment since i don't know when i will leave another one.well, you are moving out of our class mah. anyway, it's been nice knowing you and getting to know that there is such a psychopathic chem genius around. haha. remember to continue being weird k? just jk!

7:23 PM  

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