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Hi !!!!!!!
- Yeah din blog for sometime cos I was busy playing DotA.. Okay, here's some crap - Bio lecture. So all goes well until we enter the LT, then we see 2 gelatinous blobs of lipids standing inside. Not good. FS starts off by blabbling over and over about some crap.. I cant hear her at all.. Busy wondering if she would dissolve in an organic solvent since she is 99% lipids.. Blah blah blah... Her words saturate the air and start to suffocate me.. I detect a lack of oxygen.. Body goes into autopilot mode... Screensaver initiates and my vision clouds.. Strange hallucinations of FS's floating in the air like balloons appear... Silence. The FS has stopped talking ! Just as she was about to make her graceful exit, Gelatinous blob #2 informs her that there was a guy in the front row sleeping while she was talking ! Gasp ! Will she eat him through phagocyctosis ? Thankfully, she didnt eat him in public and sent him to stand outside. Then FS hovered into the air and patroled around for sometime while Gelatinous blob #2 became her lecture.. Suddenly, I realised that FS was gone ! She has disappeared into thin air without a trace soundlessly ! And the guy she sent out never returned ! OMG ! She must have crawled out through the vent pipes and finish him off like an alien movie with phagocytosis !!!!!!
- Always had this facination that extremely fat teachers could perform phagocyctosis. Afterall, why not ? They could use their generous amounts of lipids to wrap around the subject in a pincer movement characteristic of phagocytosis and perhaps when they fold their lipids completely over them the skin could bind together while the subject forms a vacuole inside the teacher's body.. Then lysosomes would integrate the subject with the teacher.. And voila, u can spout the famous catch phrase immortalised by Lich King/King Arthus : " Now, we are one ! "
- I actually wrote a lot more than this but the fucking blogger.com said it had an internal error and wiped out the whole post. Stupid administrator. You deserve this _1_