SUPER LAME MRT JOKES !

Yeah.. All this lame jokes were inspired by my wushu friend...

1. Who is afraid of the MRT station ?
- Outram Park (Pa) Station

2. Which MRT station saved $80,000 during its construction?
- Sembawang (Shen Ba Wan ) Station

3. Which MRT station is shifting its location soon ?
- Yishun ( Yi Soon ) Station

4. Which station just Phua Chu Kang live near ?
- Yio Chu Kang ( You Chu Kang ) Station

5. Who squeezed the MRT station ?
- Kranji Station

6. Who scolded the ceiling of the MRT station ?
- Marsiling Station

7. Which MRT station was once a Teletubby ?
- Expo

8. Who knows the MRT station ?
- Eunos Station

9. Who got the MRT station ?
- Douby Ghout Station

10. Who kicked the MRT station ?
- Clementi Station

11. Which MRT station dodged a mountain ?
- Bishan Station


If you haven't frozen to death due to these cold jokes at the end of this entry, try suggesting some ! Post in comments ! Repition is allowed, eg. 2 jokes for one station.

" Your parents spend the first 20 years of your life telling you not to get involved in BGR, then once you reach 21 they start to worry you'll never get a BF/GF and become lonely for the rest of your life. Arent they weird ? "
~quotez~