The KFC saga..

Hey… Quite a nice major blow-out at KFC’s place… Here’s a summary of some parts worth mentioning…

- Left house at 12pm… Got off the wrong cold storage ( The one before Jelita ).. Had to take a bus down.. Then missed the Jelita cold storage and I got off at the one in Holland Village… In the end, got pissed off and took a taxi straight to Jelita…

- When I reached there, I thought I was going to be the last person there.. In the end it turned out that I was still one of the earliest, wtf. Have to sit there for hours waiting for the rest of the people to come…

- So the people-who-were-supposed-to-meet-at-1pm-but-met-up-at-2pm-in-the-end include me, Wet Flag Girl (WFG), BMB, MJB, GCB, HBG, KFC, Suspicious Bell Girl (SBG), SLG and Red Shadow Girl (RSG)…

- Then proceeded to KFC’s house which was SOOOOOO deep in.. Had to walk and walk and walk…

- Got there finally ! Then they played Dance Dance Revolution and it was discovered that KFC was a pro at Dance Dance Revolution… He scored like what 114 perfects… Then the rest of the people each take on square also cannot get a higher score….

- Played Metal Slug… Basically, everyone just sat there and laugh as we watched SLG get owned over and over again…. So funny… She was dying for reasons she couldn’t see…

- They got bored with PS and went to play lame card games…. They played some lame game like heart attack except that you get “pregnant” every time you get hit… Then LBF became 4 months “pregnant and had an early child birth…. Lame…

- I left for reunion dinner.. Came back at about 10….

- Got off the car and the whole bunch of crackos start clapping.. I dunno why.. Then they proceeded to play some weird game about polar bears, with JWG cheating cos she said she could hear the “depression” made by GPB….. How to hear a depression ? LoLx………

- In the end SLG, JWG, me, BMB, Spider-Medic, GCB, LBF and MJB decided to stay over at KFC’s house..

- Suddenly realised that we were in great danger cos di-polar LBF might get ravenous during the night.. Everyone started to arm themselves with a weapon just in case…

- LBF created a lot of spills.. He poured sprite all over KFC’s mah jong table twice…

- Went up to KFC’s room….. Its like sooooooooooo big… With Charlotte’s photo on the wall… And a cute seal and tiny bolster with a tiny pillow under his bed covers… LoL… Then he started to play his Marilyn Manson thingy’s… So we discovered that Marilyn Manson is very cute cos he is wearing a corset…

- Discovered that KFC has the whole Happy Tree Friends series in his com.. LoL.. So funny.. Couldn’t stop laughing throughout the whole video…

- The clock struck twelve and we began our mah jong session… Highlights included JWG’s attempted suicide… Cos she look at my tile and placed a bet, saying that if I won she would jump out of KFC’s room window… And I won! HAHAHHAHAHHAA… We tried to stuff her through the grills but she was too big to be stuffed through the gaps…

- Made some impersonations of Rooster’s 60 “Dang Pai”

- KFC’s sister returned at about 3am I think.. Just in time cos we so sianz with mah jong… She brought a bottle of 40% tequila with her… Then cocktails were made and JWG, GCB, Spider-Medic and LBF started playing “chai quan”… Then as the game went on the dilution factor of the tequila decreased.. More tequila and less sprite… LBF try to be funny and gulp it down then began to metamorphosise… He started to rub his face all over KFC’s mah jong table, then smeared his face on KFC’s pillow and finally ended his massacre by desecrating KFC’s bean bag by plastering his face into it….

- The chai quan contest left JWG, GCB and spider-medic… Then they all got high and we finished the tequila before 4 in the morning I think…

- JWG taps out and goes to sleep on the bean bag desecrated earlier by LBF… In the middle of the night she breaks out into rashes… LoL.. Had to make sure that she was alive and not dead…

- SLG and GCB also wanna sleep, so they squeezed into KFC’s bed ! *GASP*

- JWG, BMB, GCB and SLG get bored and they attempt many permutations and combinations on who gets to sleep on KFC’s bed.. First it was GCB, SLG and BMB squeeze on the bed.. Then BMB kana boot and he sleep on the floor… Then left SLG and GCB in KFC’s bed.. JWG snoozing on bean bag.. Next, SLG sleeps with JWG.. Then later JWG squeeze with GCB on KFC’s bed…

- Me and Spider-Medic were the only ones who din sleep at all throughout.. Haiz.. Our class people just have no stamina…

- Wakes everyone up on Sunday by putting the camera in their faces and pressing the shutter…

- Leaves KFC’s place for breakfast at BK at Holland V…

- Missed the bus-stop at Holland V then end up at Tanglin Mall.. Ate at Mac there…

- Nothing interesting happened there, besides GCB reading women’s mags…

- Went home !!!!!!!