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Friday, February 04, 2005

Summary !

Hm..... Okay let's summarise today's events ! Basically today's events centered on wu shu la hor...

- Basically, the useless people ( Pple not performing in CNY ) grouped up and went to admin block for training.. Very happy cos no need to run around sch today fopr wu shu warm-up. YAY!!!!! We ran up and down the slope instead... Slacky !
- Hm.. The highlight of today must be the tele-match ! So cool...... We split into 2 groups, then we chose a number from 1 to 8.. Then when a senior class a number, say 8, each person labelled 8 in both groups will come out... Then they will challenge each other in terms of endurance, strength or speed...
- Interesting round 1 : Spider-medic vs Rooster !
Rooster bravely challenges Spider-Medic in an unholy battle ! Taking the lead, she challenges Spider-Medic in..... "Dang Pai" ( For the non-wu shu pple, dang pai involves kicking your hand with your leg.. The hand is usually placed over the head ! Consult KFC for a demonstartion. ) The battle begins... It turns out that Rooster cant even kick higher than her waist but she fearlessly fights on to gain the approval of worm ! Such determination ! However, mind over body did not work for rooster and Spider-Medic trounced her after about 60 "dang pai".. But 60 dang pai for a rooster ! Incredible !
- Interesting round 2 : Spider-Medic-Rooster rematch !
She takes on the incredible Spider-Medic in a titanic battle of... Jumping Jacks ! However, she forgot to tie her long hair and began... She looked so terrifyingly similar to a banshee that Senior had to give up and ask her to tie her hair.. Spider-Medic scors again, I guess.
- Interesting round 3 : Me vs unknown girl
Okay.. I think her name is Xiao Yun or Xiao Yuan ( can't remember ).. Hm... Her physique not bad lar.. Considering that she is a girl with no wu shu or severe physical training as a base... I get to chose the challenge first... Wanted to do push-ups but kana accuse of bully her... So I did leg raise ! ( For the uninformed : Leg raise involves lying on the floor and raising your legs at a certain angle, in this case, 45 degrees. Its a test of endurance. ) Quite obvious la, she couldnt take it and tapped out...
- Interesting round 4 : Rematch !
So.. its her turn to choose the type of match-up... She chose push-ups. LOL ! So she did girl push-ups and I follow... Of course she tap out first la... So she change it to endurance again... See who can hold push-up position longer.... Kana accuse of bullying people again... ( She suggested it ! ) So she hold in girl push-up and I hold in a normal push-up position.... Then its like u can hold indefinitely in girl push-up position lor while normal push-up position can really burn after a while... Plus my physique not very strong... After what seemed like an extremely long period of time, still status quo.... Then someone comes running over, saying that our trainer going home liao. So he stop and go fall in.... Saved !
- Interesting match 5 : Worm vs unknown guy
Wow ! Worm can do 100+ jumping jacks ! He was probably pushed on by rooster's burning eyes, filled with admiration and dedication for her one true love, Worm !

Okay,.. I think i boring you all with the telematch thingy... Let's talk abit abou other stuff... Hm..... Basically, OAG has been renamed SOV and the current trends are to write 3 words on a piece of paper and pass it a long until it becomes a story... But its a very slow process.. I recommend we do it by mouth tmr at KFC's place ? ZZZZ...... Hm..... I dun ore you all liao.. *Promises to present better material next time*

2 Comments:

Blogger |AbYss| said...

u always bully pple around u

10:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahas well done sia...detailed and vivid description of wushu training...funny!!!

11:27 PM  

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