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Thursday, February 03, 2005

LoL...

Zz... LBF continues to terrorise the world with his di-polar activities... As a brief update for those who do not know what happened, LBF became deranged ever since he learn the truth that lenette has a bf...

Some terrifying examples of his di-polarity:
- After suffering from the catastrophic trauma of realising that the love of his life has a bf already, he has become extremely deluded... Eg. Failure to understand simplistic and obvious concepts that he could before.
- Today he continues his petrifying quest to devour innocent souls... He made "dishonest advances" at Spider-Medic in Library and even attempted to assimilate Spider-Medic into his personal being in public !Thankfully, Spider-Medic fought hard and managed to prevent himself from suffering the horrible fate of becoming one with LBF. And yes, we have photographic evidence of this disturbing act.
- He was also seen trying to press his lips on MJB

- Enough about LBF... Let's talk about worm. Today, the relentless rooster continues her mission to stalk and one day consume worm's soul... Let's look at the sequence of events :
  1. Worm walks past 72 class bench...
  2. Appears later with a friend (Probably Wee Kiat or Jun Hong)
  3. Worm goes to wooden platform and watches apollo dance.
  4. Soon after, rooster appears from the same stairs and lingers behind worm for about 30.08s w/o making any sound, then returns to her class bench reluctantly.
  5. It was noted that Worm noticed her presence behind him but tried his best to avoid turning around to look at rooster.
Lets state another example given by our helpful agents on the field.
  • Rooster is seen dashing towards the audi toilet...
  • 3 seconds later, she is seen running in the opposite direction (away from the toilets). HEY ! 3 SECONDS! OMFG! HER SHUTTLE RUN OWNS THE WORLD !
  • Anyway, worm was seen exiting from the male toilet soon after. Therefore, we can conclude that rooster tailed worm to the toilet then ran away when she realised that worm went into male toilet. ( It would be inappropriate to follow worm into the male toilet or patrol outside the male toilet )
Now, if that wasn't funny enough, I shall follow up with example 3 !
  1. This is a rather mild one.... Just another case of worm being shadowed by rooster into the auditorium...
  2. Wom was seem walking into the audi alone..... With rooster sahdowing behind secretively !


special thanks to all agents on the field !

3 Comments:

Blogger kityeng said...

wahaha... u r S0 efficient!!

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha who started the essay relay ar.haiyoh so mean to LBF.anyway it's creepy sittin newhere near yu cos mite becum subject of yr blog entries.oh an worse, yu haf spies.piangx

-8pm2nite-

10:12 PM  
Blogger |AbYss| said...

u r welcome

10:17 PM  

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