Seoul....... Garden.

-Today after bio lesson, we visited the garden in Seoul. Seoul Garden. Which reminds me. Why is Seoul Garden called Seoul Garden ? Hm.. Do people barbeque meat in gardens in Seoul ? Or..... The burnt meat found everywhere during war in Korea gave them the good idea.
- Got there, but it was rather full... So we had to wait for a table. Thus, we slacked around outside. Then there was this lego shop and the radical team was inside fighting for lego blocks with little children. It looked real sad. Then after a very long while the news arrived that there was a table for us. Turned out that it was 2 tables.
- Anyway, as we were going into Seoul Garden for "lunch", we saw a woman being carried out of Seoul Garden by paramedics... Hm.. What can you conclude ?
- We go in and start cooking. What else can I say ? Turns out that we got separated into 2 tables cos only got 2 small tables available and not one big table. Oh well. So we cook. I cant eat beef and I hate veg and I din feel like eating rice, so for 3 hours or so I was stuck to eating endless loads of "Chicken Mulgori", or whatever that is. Ah.. I can't help saying this, but I just cook too well. :D
- The soup for boiling food was defiled by GPB who put a raw egg with its egg shell into the soup. (-_-||) Everyone knows how gross egg shells are. Consider where they came from. Anyway, we got the guy to change the soup.
- Then GPG has the fabulous idea of making "egg flowers". So she throws an egg in, without the shell of cos, and breaks it up with her chopsticks. ~Voila. The whole soup foams up and overflows. (-_-||) Great. The egg pieces left overflow all over the hot plate and form an indestructable crust. Hurray. Anyway, throughout the whole "lunch", the soup served many purposes, including oral rehydrator, utensil steriliser, hot plate debris dislodgement fluid, etc.
- Using the hot plate dislodgement fluid, I managed to purge quite a bit of black stuff off the plate which I prefer to call, essence of chicken. Ha. U must be wondering why I call it that. I shall explain. Okay, you know, every time you barbeque a piece of chicken on the hotplate, you leave some scraps behind on the hot plate and they kinda burn up and become black ? Now that is like a piece of cancer. So, I used the hot plate debris dislodgement fluid to dislodge some of this "chicken essence" off the hot plate so that my cooking area is more or less cleaner. Hmph. Then I collected this "chicken essence" and saved it in a bowl. Collected quite a lot too. Then I decided to prove my hypothesis that it was chicken essence. I dumped the whole bowl of my self-styled "chicken essence" into the soup. And the soup became dark brown, a shade similar to BRAND'S Chicken Essence ! ( No offense to BRAND'S here. ) And it smelled kinda similar too. ~voila ! My alternative of preparing Essence of Chicken for those frail souls. Kids, please don't try this at home.
- After that they wanted to watch madagascar but I was bored, so I went home. La la la

" Laugh, and the world laughs back at you."
~quote~

Scuba

- Today and yesterday went scuba diving.. I thought it was quite fun..
- Spent the first day morning in a lecture on how to use the scuba equipment, adapt your body to the aqueous environment and also the risks involved in scuba diving.. They also included ways and means to blow up your lungs, stomach, intestines, sinuses, eyeballs and ears while suffering a stroke from nitrogen bubbles appearing in your veins. What a nice way to go to hell. Basically, acheiving safety in scuba can be summarised in 3 words. "Don't stop breathing ". Really. This is becuase most scuba sustained injuries are from expansion of gases, which occurs as we rise to the surface after the dive. So if you exhale constantly, the gas in your lungs will not expand
- After lunch, we went to the pool to try what we had learnt.. But first, we had to have a swim test .. You have to be able to swim 200m nonstop, then dive and swim 15~20m in one breath and finally tread water with your head above water at all times for 10 minutes. Got a few pathetic fools dunno how to swim but sign up for scuba. What do you expect ? Floats for scuba ? Anyway the swim test was a complete breeze for me.. Okay the 10 minutes tread was a tad tiring but on the whole it was quite lag.
- First we had to get wet suits and fins of a suitable size... The wet suit was kinda tight and peck lim kept talking about what King Shahamudin from "Kingdom of Heaven", who was also wearing a skin tight suit to battle or something. Then we had to wear the fins, aka flippers.. KFC got a pair of bright hot pink ones. Lol.
- Then we had to get ourselves an air tank.. May I emphasize its an AIR tank, not an oxygen tank. If it was pure oxygen we would all have died of oxygen toxicity. It is dry, compressed air. Its nice and cool and dry so your mouth feels a tad dry after using it for a long time...
- Next is the mask.. You actually have to spit on your mask.. The theory is that the sticky saliva causes all condesation on it to roll off, so your mask doesnt fog up.. Cool huh..
- Yeah. Next we had to learn how to breathe. Yes, I know it sounds very sad but its harder than you think. This is because when we pinch our noses and breathe through our mouths on land, the muscles that make us breathe through our nose are still activated. We just don't notice. However, underwater, you have to consciously make sure that you breathe ONLY through your mouth. Kinda hard for new people cos we're not used to it.
- After learning how to breathe through our mouths we had to learn how to purge water out of our "2nd stages"(the thing you put into your mouth) and our masks.. Basically the 2nd stage is easy to purge cos it already has a purge button built in. For the mask, you would have to depress the top of your mask, tilt your head up and breathe air out of your nose, displacing the water in your mask.
- After that, we started to swim submerged in the pool.. Swim swim swim.. Time passes really quickly in the water.. Got out and washed up and went home..
- Today we had more lecture about more ways you can die in the water. Basically you can be bitten, stung, shocked and stabbed to death by marine creatures. Lol. We had a physics lecture on bouyancy, gas laws and density, a chemistry lesson on effects of gases under compression and bio lesson on the anatomy of the lungs. Ha ha.. Did u know that at a depth of more than 24m you can suffer from nitrogen narcosis. This is when the nitrogen dissolved in your blood under pressure causes narcotic effects on your body and you become "high". Lol.
- Went down to pool. Learnt how to snorkel.. Basically the same except its breathing air out of a tube on the surface of the water. I dun like it.. I prefer scuba over snorkelling.. Ha ha....
- Next, still in snorkel gear, we learnt how to dive on a staionary spot, etc... Quite cool. Learnt a technique to dive 10 feet w/o wasting one bit of energy or moving at all.. Woah. Nice.
- Hurray, soon it was back to scuba gear and revising what we had learnt yesterday.. After some slacking around we tried hovering by acheiving neutral bouyancy and suspending ourselves in mid water.. Cool.
- Then we started to scuba dive around the pool and started to play with a frisbee.. Then we started to throw a plastic torpedo around... Lol.. Quite fun.. Funner than it sounds. Lol.
- Then it was photo taking =) Got quite a few pics of me underwater... I hope they send the picts to me then I'll show you all. la la la..

too much and you wont burst like a balloon on the surface.

"Take some time and think it over and you would probably realise that you have NO life. Got life ?"
~quotez~

BBQ !!!

Oops… Havent blogged for sometime liao.. Got damn pissed cos the webby keeps crashing on me and I lose whatever I have typed so I decided not to blog for sometime.
- Went out yesterday.. Got to KAP at 11am.. Saw GPB eating hotcakes and BasketBall Girl (BBG) in Mac. Slack slack slack and people started to trickle in slowly… We then decided to eat lunch at Mac. By then got GPB, BBG, GPG, HBG, MJB, KFC, SLG and me. Poor GPB. He just had Mac breakfast about an hour ago and now he has to eat Mac lunch, thanks to KFC and GPG who wanted air conditioning during their lunch. Lol..
- After lunch went to Bukit Timah Plaza to play pool… Opened 2 tables cos got 8 pple, just nice 4 person each table.. Played a few games and we left as GPB had booked the games room in his house which has a pool table..
- Met JWG and GTB at the bus stop outside Bukit Timah Food Centre… Could see JWG from far away thanks to her bright orange shorts. We then took a bus to GPB’s house, which is actually a 10 minute bus ride from my place (-_-ll)
- Got to GPB’s place and voila. SSB was already in his house. Followed GPB to some room and saw the room had the infamous blue screen of death. GG. Played a bit of monopoly… Then the Xbox got connected so I played LOTR:ROTK but got killed by the stupid spider. Grrrrr….. Just for your information, OSG, GCB and RRG had already arrived by then. Anyway we went down and saw JWG and SLG playing squash with GPG sitting outside with a broken racquet. RRG and GCB were playing badminton.. I think the rest were playing tennis… After some time, BMB and FFG arrived ! So we dragged them to the tennis court and locked them inside. La la la…
- Soon after I went to the BBQ pit where they were trying to get a fire burning.. MJB busy with the fire cos he from NP.. But the flames kept going out after a while.. So I had to perform magic and breathe life to the flames… They kept going out and I kept relighting them with my breath… Xp
- After some fire starters, time and lots of fire breathing, the pits were finally ready ! Started to BBQ food and sending it to the bottomless pit consisting of those people playing bridge.. You know who you are… Then change shift.. People started disappearing into games room… Came out and saw GPB cleaning up the place alone xp
- Left at 9pm… Waited half an hour for the stupid 970.. Should have asked FFG’s dad to send me home. Lol.. Lexus leh.. TMD…

" If money cannot buy you happiness, everyone would strive to be beggars and hermits. "
~quote~

FRIDAY THE 13 ! *gasp gasp gasp*

Haiz.... Some people pay hundreds of dollars to go for spa.... Yet we have 2 SPA today and we complain like shit. Ha ha ha ha...
- First in the morning is chem SPA.... LMAO. Just before the SPA began, (walking to the lab) i saw many panicked faces, twisted in agony and horror.. How sad. When will people learn to let go of mortal worries and truly learn to enjoy life as it really exists ? So many tired faces. So many already wearing the "i-dun-know-what-i'm-doing-and-i-have-no-life" look and its only May.. Poor things. When will they acheive enlightenment ? Anyway, back to SPA. I'll "lecture" on life in some other entry. So we went in.. Started our SPA... Felt really weird.. Not in a bad way though. I dun care whether x is 11 or 12. I know I've done my best. That strange feeling.. It felt very.. like 3rd person view. Very natural kind of feeling. Kinda like automated and I'm just sitting there watching it happen. I know I did a lot of stuff different from pple (eg. my colour change was pale green to pink) bu i just felt so.. natural. Ha.. Who cares about the results. I've outgrown this kind of worries. Yeah I know I'm being really preachy, but seriously, the results doesn't matter. What's important is that you've done your best. When you have, you have no more regrets. The rest is up to watever is in the sky.
- More disturbed faces as we leave the lab. Haiz. Decided to just let them be. No point trying to teach them to let go. This kind of thing, you'll have to discover it yourself. Lunch comes and goes... Time for physics lecture...
- Physics lecture breezes past as most of the time I was reading shaman king... la la la..
- Maths test came and went. La la la.. I wonder if I did enough questions to pass but nevermind, its already happened so no point thinking about it.. Ha ha.. Could see that maths wasn't exactly a morale booster for the class especially after the chem SPA and next immediately was the bio SPA... Lol.. I happy/sorry to say that as usual depressing events dun really get to me .. So off we go to bio SPA!
- And so we are doing bio SPA... Ha.. Its all about soaking potato slices in water and watching them grow fatter. LMAO. Science can be weird. A few mishaps. Ha ha ha. Who cares, really. The more interesting event is I saw OSG's ezlink photo.. HA HA HA.. Damn funny... Its basically OSG with a mushroom for hair.. Lol..
- Bio SPA is over.. Ha ha ha.. We can lag throughout the weekend then.. Went wushu...
- Wushu.. Very standard la.. The usual stuff... Felt less tired today... I guess today was a little slack...

"Why do people have the silly habit of worrying over things that have already happened ? Can worrying change what has happened? "
~quotes~

Friendship Quotient

I have a theory.
- I believe that the amount of friendship one has is fixed a certain amount. Some people are born with more, some people less. But for convienience sake, let's say the average person has a friendship quotient (FQ) of zero.
- In this case, we take the strengthening of current bonds and the making of new friends as a positive increase in FQ and the weakening of bonds or hatred/anger/dislike, etc as a negative change in FQ.
- Although a person's FQ may vary from instantaneous moment to another, (eg. small quarrel with best friend), but in general, the amount of FQ over a period of time should remain some what constant, or in the average person, zero. This means that when a person has made a new friend (increase in FQ), he may offend someonesoon or perhaps, distance himself from another friend. (As in, since you spent some time with you new friend, you have less time to spend with some other firned, causing a weakening of the friendship bond.)
- Another way to illustrate this is how people bunch up together against people they dislike/hate. Eg. When you hate a person greatly, a large amount of negative FQ is generated. As a balancing effect, such people with such large amounts of negative FQ tend to stay together and form a united opposition against the asshole being hated. The new friendship bonds formed between the haters compensate for the loss of FQ formed by the the bad realtionship with the hated. Get what I mean ? This explains gang-bangs against a particular person and the strong friendship between those people. In literary terms, they are "bound by hatred".
- Why do ostracisms occur ? The reason is simple when you use the theory of FQ to explain. For some reason (I'm still thinking of a theory to rationalise that), your subconsciousness decides that the time better spent on strengthening a bond with others than that one person. Thus, ostracism occurs so that more time can be spent building up on present bonds. The negative FQ from not making a friend is compensated with the strengthening of current ones.
Flaws in the theory
- However, the theory does not explain why a person with a small group of friends is more closely bonded to them then a guy with a large group. Theoretically, the FQ produced should be some what the same, so the bond should be equally strong despite the growth of the social circle. One cause of this flaw may be the fixed number of hours per day we have, I guess...
- Feel free to comment on my theory and make improvements. Take sometime to reflect. Maybe you might be able to see where FQ applies in your life !

"Too many people have 6/6 vision but are blind to reality. Why is it often the blind who see with the greatest clarity?"
~quote by me~

Wushu elections !

As you have noticed, I've stopped making my titles irrelevant to the passage topic for a while....
- Early in the morning went to sports meet.... It was a real big mess when I got there, with NY and HC people scattered everywhere.. Talk about lack of crowd control. I walked around kinda aimlessly but I still could not spot anyone familiar... Finally I learn that the HC block of the area was at the very very end -_-ll.... I walked to the end and the number of people I saw was pathetic... Lazy to recount who was there... The worst part was our seat was in the sun.... Zzzz... Quite warm... But with the front row view we could see BMB shouting until his face turned red.. La la la.... People started disappearing from the seats so I decided to take a walk too... Was getting a bit too warm in the front seat... Saw KFC... Everyone lagging around... Then went back to the sports meet again... Realised that ares was pretty much the only faculty left... The rest of the faculties combined together probably have less people than us... Then finally it was over and liberation came!!! Oh sweet freedom and cool shade ! LMAO.
- Went up to wu shu room... Saw a lot of wu shu people there slacking.. Waiting for lunch and wu shu elections.... Decided to join the lagginess...
- Discovered that the wu shu room's tv actually works ! Wow ! People go mad and start thinking of PlayStation attachments. Lol..
- Spent most of my time lying on the mat reading KOF comics... Then someone ( cant remember who ) announces its time for lunch so we went to Coro's Prince for lunch... Ordered a chicken chop then realised that chicken cutlet looked better... After lunch we slack back to HC... Bryan spams a swarm of racist jokes in front of certain minorities.... O.o
- Got back and lag around more... Then move to LT2 for elections... Someone turns on happy tree friends on the projector and just when the exciting part came the show was cut aas it was time for elections....
- And yes KFC is in Exco.. Extremely predictable of cos... Most likely pres too.. Lol. As for me, I fufilled my wish of being member. Member rox !
- Anyway while counting the votes they were showing us videos of pros doing wu shu.. Its so gross... We cant even see the hand movements when they strike... And when they duel they really plant their foots onto their friends faces.. Ow... But the sound effects were kinda lame or exaggerated...
- We go for dinner at KAP.. I dunno why but there's white smoke billowing out of the kitchen. Lol.. After that we walked to Bukit Timah Shopping Centre there and play pool...
- Holy moly... So many pro poolers in wu shu.. Kana total pawnage... X-(
- After pool went home.... Haiz.. And another day has passsed.

" There is always at least one exception for anything. Seek to find them. "
~quotes~

sentosaaaaaa

Yeah.. Havent blogged for quite sometime cos I was quite busy…
- Went sentosa for class gathering.. Got there the time only got me and KFC.. Then as time passed GCB, SLG, GTB, Spidermedic, Super Skirt Boy (SSB), Knows how to Smell Girl (KSG), GPG, BMB, LBF arrived.. Haiz.. As usual, they are all late.. Supposed to meet at 10am but by the time they came almost 11 liao..
- Went to harbourfront kopitiam for brunch… Suddenly I remember that in Dec I also went sentosa with sec frens.. also went to that kopitiam.. hm….. Anyway GCB starts to talk abt tissue paper there to help wipe the seat for GPG.. Ha ha.. Then this guy who walks past hears this and sells GCB a bunch of tissue paper.. Lolx.. Damn funny…
- While eating brunch, we noticed this muslim rice stall nearby.. All the pictures on the menu looked the same and kinda reminded us of bio.. Electron micrographs of stuff like nucleoli.. Haha.. Had some lame moments “identifying” cell components in the menu.. Lolx.
- MJB arrives while we in kopitiam. After brunch, we decided to go buy a soccer ball.. While inside… Horrors of horrors ! We heard a rap and it was a total LMAO ! KFC should know wat I’m talking abt. MUHAHAHAHAH.. So funny.
- Anyway we decided that waiting for the bus would take too long (the queue for the bust extended beyong the bus interchange!) so we walked to sentosa… Walk walk walk.. Walk on the road and voila ! We were in sentosa !
- Took a bus and went to palawan.. GTB very disappointed cos we din camp near babes. Found shady spot under a coconut tree so we dumped our stuff there. It was about 1pm then. The sand was HOT. AAHHH!!!!
- We start to play Frisbee… Throw here, throw there.. But very hot so we abandon… Later we also went swimming… SSB gets stripped and GCB takes off his pants in the water O.o
- Also played beach soccer which was kind of a bad idea cos the sand was really hot and hard to play on.. Sprained 3 toes…
- Later, Bimbo Wannabe Girl (BWG) arrives with a volleyball. Yay ! So we played volleyball… Then FFG, OSG and WFG came… Played more volleyball… The volleyball kept rolling into the water and sand kept sticking onto it so there was sand flying into everyone’s face…Judging from the way many of them play they either have not touched/seen/played vollyeball before or they are plain afraid of the ball… O.o
- Then played Captain Ball.. Throw here.. Throw there… Zzz… After that it started to rain… So we left the island.. Anyway WFG has this irrational fear for red shirts… THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH RED SHIRTS ! RED SHIRTS ARE NICE !
- We left sentosa island by bus cos it was raining and KSG had thrown away one of her slippers. LMAO. Anyway it was a rather uneventful ride back to the mainland.
- Got back to harbourfront and I managed to psycho them into eating dinner at pastamania ! yay ! Ate a creamy chicken… Not bad… Hm.. Every one should eat pastamania.
- FFG leaves before pastamania and we go cheers to buy drinks.. Then went to some deserted building to play Indian poker…
- Then got one very KB security guard came out… I think we wants to watch us play more than chase us away cos he just stand there and watch us. LMAO. So change location to BWG house…
-- Went home after that cos my parents KB… But I heard abt all kinds of stuff… Ex-s… Vanessa ( my cousin’s name ),etc.. lmao.
- i went to see chi doc cos of my sprained toes.. He used 3 needles for acupuncture and then wrapped some black shit on my leg.. stinks.

" go www.owned.com . Enough said. "
~quotez~