Yoi~

Got bored so came up to crap abit.
- Really excited abt Saw 2. Now that's its out I wanna watch but no one wants to watch. But fear not. My sadistic buddies will always be there for me so its off to the movies with them. MUHAHAHAHHA. Anyway I hear the opening scene rox. A guy gets his head trapped in a clamp. The clamp is slowing closing and tightening its grip on the man's head. The only way to escape is to use a key to open the lock. But where is the lock ? Nope, no cliches. It aint in the stomach like the last time. Its stitched in the face. Ow. Lol. He tried his best but got his grey matter squished like a melon anyway. Wahahha.

- Gosh. Who's going to save us from rubbish television. Finally after long anticipation, Tong Xin Yuan is finally ending on monday ! Yes ! Well after the uplifting good news, here's some bad news. Bad news #1 : A new corny show has risen to take its place. Its called Fu Lu Shou and I dunno how we're gonna survive this one. Channel 8 has been the medium for portraying mentally unstimulating shows of late. To top the icing on the cake, this special effects saturated cheesecake of a show had its special effects done in by the one and only team who added the effects of Chi Zi Cheng Long. We can only hope for our on salvation. Do more good deeds, people. Perhaps then we can tide over this crisis. Bad news #2 : Yes, our fears have been confirmed. There is a 99% chance that a Tong Xin Yuan 3 will be filmed and produced. Please do good deeds so we can reduce our karma and escape this calamity. Give till it hurts, kids.

- Someone's blog got spammed of late. If it wasnt for SSB who gave me the highlights I wudnt have known abt it. Lol. Just for the record, I din do it. Hahahha. I got better uses for my holiday time then post impotent insults on other people's tag board. Its most likely the same person despite the different tag identites. Lol. Anyway that person is a total amateur at insulting. On the other hand if any one would like to sign up on a 3 day course on insulting people online, I'm free for application. Prices are negotiable. lol.

- Today went training as usual. Wahahha. Found out that someone had stolen our medikit but was nice enough to leave the key for the lock behind. Now thats what I call stealing with righteousness. You steal stuff but are considerate enough to leave behind some things that could cause great incovenience otherwise. Its like robbing a person but returning his ezlink card so he can go home. Lol. Today only got 3 people in the morning cos the dao pple going in the afternoon. Yeah. Me, eng meng and yin chu. La la la.

- Might as well mention that I went chalet with pri sch frens lately... Yeah. Aint a typo. Primary Sch. Dunno why but we meet up every year. Wahhaa. We must be the only people in singapore who do that. So when I got there it was evening cos I had training earlier. Then we started the BBQ. Haiz as usual, I have to go and start the fire. Someday I just gonna sit in front of tv and rot. Let them light themselves. Anyway the fire and coals were up in record time. Oh yea ~. With embers reading the BBQ officially began. First they tried an innovative idea. Toast the bread on the fire with cheese on it to make cheese toast. The result : Many pieces of bread and cheese wasted. Utterly charred. They cudnt flip the toast cos it had cheese on one side. AND IT WAS PLACED ON THE FLAMING GRILL DIRECTLY OMG. Yea. After a while I couldnt withstand the food wastage. So me, the psycho chef, had to kick in. Actually the solution was very simple. Get 2 slice of bread. Put cheese between them, a little meat for flavour. Take a piece of aluminium foil. Butter it up generously. Place the foil on the grill and the sandwich on the foil. No prizes for guessing whether the buttered side goes on the grill or the bread. Flip the bread occasionally and Voila~ Tasty toast, melted cheese. And not burnt. With the nice aroma of butter in the crisp toast for an added touch. The essence of bachelor cuisine - Simple but good. Some people say its easier to wrap the entire toast in the foil and flip the foil package directly. However, U cant monitor the status of the bread inside the foil package. Thats not good. You want crisp bread. Not a dehydrated lump of starch. You want melted cheese, not burnt in the oven cheese residue. Dont try it unless you are pro. Lol. If this sounds like I'm stating the obvious and its common sense, it is. The sad fact is many people lack both. So better to play it safe.

- After the BBQ we went night cycling. Now, in my opinion, night and cycling are two words that should not come together. If you disagree, go night cycling for 4 ~ 6 hours and see if your butt agrees with me. The person who designed bike seats must have really hated people.

- That reminds me. For 72 class chalet better bring a damned frisbee. Otherwise gonna be sian. Maybe we could visit Old Changi Hospital to spice things up a little. Muahahha. Anyone remembers Blair Witch Project ?

-Haiz. Bored again.I'm off~

" Sometimes the Hand of Fate must be FORCED! "
~quote from Illidian Stormrage~

yea might as well add another that has been appearing of late. Wahahha.

" Dont worry! There's no sugar! "
~quote from Pepsi Max ad~