Massive Update!

Yoz.... Haven't blogged for like 2 days ? Well, first blogger was down, then the next day I was sooooo busy.... Anyway here's an update on what happen in the 2 days...

Friday's stuff

- Our first Chem pract = crapz.... OAG continues to be partially senile and treats us like little kids who have entered the chem lab for the first time... But can't blame her 100% la, when you think about some super blunders we did, including : FFG pipetting the washing solution instead of FA1
: I forgot to watch the water level and fill up the burette till it
overflow
: Jay Walk Girl (JWG) and Self-proclaimed Lamer Girl (SLG)
get a colour change after adding a few drops of acid for VA.
- Our fears that OAG is senile have been confirmed. OAG oversees big mistakes and is extremely picky over small ones.
- Eg.1: OAG doesn't see me make the burette overflow or overdilute the FA3 by a finger's length of water. She tells me : "Not bad."
- Eg. 2: Picks on other people for incredibly small details so insignificant I cannot remember.
- And now, the juicy part about chem pract.. Seating is according to register number.... So BMB sits with FFG in an isolated corner... OoOoOo...... Somemore its every week...
- Gp lesson became debate and the lesson ended just before my turn... Phew.... I realised all my points are crap and I dun really know how to destroy opposition's credibilty.. But nevermind, I'll just rope in LBF into my speech to get a kick out of it...
- SM droned on and on into our recess during econzzz.... But nevermind, I resolve to find a siren.. The kind of police cars, with flashing lights and loud sounds to signify end of lessons... Perhaps that would give him a hint
- The LBF and Home Beard Cirl (HBG) scandal has been born ! We noticed this duoing econs lecture... Spider-medic holds up a stapler and notices them in the reflection ! We then take absolute scrutiny of his every move. More reports will come in later.
- Let us have one minute of silence for BMB. He was so elated when we realised after chem lesson that he would have at least 6 periods of private time with FFG ( chem and bio pract )... Then the bio teacher allow free sitting... Oops. But nevermind, he still have 3 periods with her.. ha haz...
- Not much to say for bio pract la.. Besides laughing at the cock, no I mean the core-borer for the wrong reasons...


Saturday's Update !

- ZzZz. Seriously. Does it hurt to be punctual ? Got there like 9-plus cos and the place was like deserted.... No one around at all then I have to stupidly sit on the bench until the rest of the people trickle in one by one... ZZZ... By the time we started to paint the banner its like almost 11am liao...
- BMB forgets to bring the template, so we had to redesign the whole thing on the spotz...
- I guess it was a good thing too, cos I think we improved the design when we redesigned it... Tot of the idea of The Obese Chicken© and the hat on th penguin... But I think from afar no one can see the bulging eyes on The Obese Chicken© ... That's sad...
- It was blunder-mania throughout the whole thing.. People dripping paint on the banner and stuff... Some particular ones include the one done by OSG... She came later after Lion Dance training and wasn't really clear what the banner design was... So she paritaially painted over the area for the jade on the penguin hat... Nevermind, we told her in time ! GCB then paints a square for her to indicate where the jade should be.... Then she immediately paints over the square ! (O_o) Luckily we could still paint a jade on in the end... KFC also made a few blunders.... Like the mushroom / muffin on the apron / bib .... But nevermind... Wow.. I din make a blunder ! Cos I was slacking !!! hahahahah...
- Someone, I can't remember who, kinda painted the mouth of the father fowl wrong and it looked like a frowny face... Then Moon Lake Girl (MLG) is like laughing away and sayin what the father was forced into marriage or something.. ( NOTE: ITS THE FATHER CHICKEN IN THE BANNER, NOT HER FATHER OKAY, DUN GET THE WRONG IDEA )
- In the end we ended off quite late... Went to Coro's Prince to have lunch.... Quite nice leh... Must go there more often =D
- Found out that the chocs that they brought had melted so I gave it a nice massage... Only to earn disturbed looks from everyone else...
- Realised that OSG and I eat the fries in the same way.... Dip in yolk ! Reminds her just as she was about to eat it that it was.. Soggy Fries ! Then she started to think in the wrong direction liao.. Tsk tsk.. People this days...
- Went home after that.. Din go pool cos I had no $$$ and my pool sucks.. Can't even shoot properly.. Only know how to rub the blue stuff on the end.. LOL...

Sunday's update

- Nothing much today.. Very dead lor...
- Read the newspaper today and learnt that a guy stuck in car buried by snow drak 60 bottles of beer and peed on the ice till it melted a way out or him... What a waste of good beer. He should have blown up the 60 bottles of beer as a big petrol bomb and blast his way out...

ZZZZZZZZZZZ.......

Hm.. A summary of today's events...

- Maths tutor pon again ! O yeah ! hahahahha.... I love this kinda tutor man... Must be a friend of LK....
- Our chem lecturer (That John watever) is a friend of my Chem teacher in my sec sch... Holy... No wonder both teach in the same way manz.... And both kinda lamez... Must be one copying the other... LoL
- The DG-GCB scandal grows... Many have reported seeing both of them walking and talking together... Just the 2 of them... Overheard something abt brothers.. LOL....
- Gonna die during tomorrow's wu shu... My thighs still feel kinda crampy... And Kevin's bouncing around like a butterfly... Well what do you expect from the VICE-PRESIDENT of tchs wu shu....
- Split into econs group today... My group symbol is a fat grey sausage... Very suggestive looking shape... But never mind... Hey... BMB and FFG in same group... Wonder if anything funny will happen...
- Wah, today discover everyone in class got post in CCA or important ranking in class.... Except me, who was a Chem/Home Econ/Music Rep and a member in my CCA.... Eh, I can cook ok... Got camp cook badge.. Lolx. Which is about as credible as my first aid badge...
- The ice cream float scandal is up ! We plan to buy Root Beer Float and just dump a boit of cheap ice-cream on top! *Shhhh* LoL... At least the ice cream wouldn't sink and turn it into a shitty colour...
- Hm.... HCM continues to stalk poor HCB.. Will this ever end ?
- Gavin continues to act deranged after realising the truth... Wonder if he'll ever recover... Apparently I have received reports that he did an Alexander ( Tells another guy: I want you in my bedroom tonight... )
- YOU MUST BELIEVE ME ! WE MUST GO BIRD PARK FOR CIP ! Its great.. You get in contact with the birds and you also get to slack around... And its 8 hours everytime you visit... + have optional days.. So u can choose to go today and day after tomorrow and no one will scold you cos u chose the days yourself... Hm.. We should try to do it at least a few times in Dec... Then bring over CIP hours for 2006... So we get to meet up during holidays, play with penguins and get CIP hours for next year ! YAY! *cheers*
- Op BeefCake's details are almost set.. We just lack the opportunity for the perfect kill !
- ZzZz... Nowadays BMB wants to sit near me so he can see who I am spy-glassing... Lol...
- My head feels swollen after bio class... I think its gonna burst with too much info... SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE
- Jun Hong tells me that his class has formed a Homo-gang... Holy shit ! Isn't that scary? WHAT IF THEY CONSPIRE TO TURN EVERYONE INTO HOMO'S ? *GASP* okay that's kinda lame.. But really got homo gang la.... And a lot of perverts from ACS(I).... At least that's what I heard...

Tonight gonna have weird dreams about homo-gangs with ice creams floats at the bird p[arking eating fat, grey sausages... Sweet dreams, everyone.. hahahaha.......

Wow...

Hm.... The Gavin-Lenette scandal has had a well rounded finish and now a new one has arrived ! *clap clap clap clap* This one isn't manufactured, it was admitted my the person herself! OoOoOo.... So its time for summary today...
- Hm... Went for first aid today and it was total rubbish.... First when to wrong classroom, then we turned the air-con up to 30 degrees Celsius before we left.. LOL... Then found right classroom... The clock struck 3.15pm and we were about to leave when suddenly this guy who looks a lot like Fat Bastard (FB) from the movie Austin Powers appears... He continues to say something that I cannot hear cos I already use "Ling Hun Chu Qiao" and I saved myself from the moan and drone of the FB.
- Then wu shu was terrible.. Came late and kinda missed the warm up. GG. Thighs feel very weird now.. Kinda pulled them I think... Zz... We kana pull aside for lagger training... Still learning basics of cos'.. Trouble mixing up the feet... Using wrong foot to turn,etc. And jun hong goes on to create a new move.. Lol.. Not approved by seniors..
- Lol.. LBF ( also know as JEH ) has changed today after yesterday's aftermath... Less concentrative and appears to have trouble thinking properly.... Can't figure out maths and chem concepts properly... Oh my.. What have we done ?
- So.. About the new scandal.... Well..... Apparently Doll Girl (DG) says that Gangrene Cock Boy (GCB) has good personality and good looks.. So.. go figure. Lol. DG is very obvious. Think about it.


Very tired liaoz... write other day la... O ya, the com repairman got into a car accident so I can use my om for a few more days. LOL....

GLHF (Good Luck, Have Fun)

Notice to all those people who read my blog everyday for entertainment : I won't be writing entries for a few days cos my com going to be repaired... The cd-drive keeps openning by itself... I kick it in but it continues to eject by itself. Lol. So its GLHF for all blog readers, try coming again after a few days...

So back to the main topic... Hm... Nothing really special today...
- Thanks to my radar-like telepathic powers, I have noticed that FFG has been turning around for no reason visible to me during tutorials... (If there is a non-scandalous reason, someone pls tell me. ) Especially GP lesson today... Judging from the scope of vision and angle of which she turns her head, we can only predict 2 things. The first one is that she is oogling uncontrollably at Good Porridge Boy (GPB) !!! Its is unlikely that she is oogling at me, JEH a.k.a. LBF or Spider-Medic... The reason why she doesn't is obvious so I shall not elaborate.. The second reasonable explaination I can come up with is that she wants to see if BMB is looking at her ? Or perhaps both of above ? Maybe we should interview her...
- Hm... The debate draws near and yet I dun even understand what I'm saying for the debate... Thus Debate = ~Flopz.~
- Today, we were humiliated completely by being forced to learn how to use Microsoft Word. How unflattering... Anyone who hasn't heard of Microsoft Word must be a yalam and nothing more, cos shit cant hear or see or use Microsoft Word
- Tomorrow got Econs test and I dunno what I'm doing here... I guess I'll leave it to fate ! And copy someone else's paper.
- Today PE.... Slack around with Spider-Medic and Jun Hong.... We see a fat guy run in front of us but in th end we out-walked him..... Passed SBJ.... Pull-ups are still a flopz...
- Watched crap video about BGR.. Turns out that we watched before liao... The video inspired us to create more scandals.. LOL... Operation Beefcake is poised and ready... Just need the right opportunity to come knocking...
- LBF kana tormented throughout the whole day.... The sms posted by Jeff on class blog is not 100% accurate.... He kinda rephrased and skipped some sms... Like the one saying that meeting up would be very weird.. But never mind... Lol... The LBF scandal is over... Working hard to find a new one...

Zzz... sianzz.... Hopes everyone gets lots and lots of hongbaos for CNY.... Make sure inside is $$$ and not tissue paper...

Sianz....

Okay la... Today nothing much to say... So I deciced to play with love calculator.. have fun.
All results just for fun only la.. So dun get discouraged if they say something like "this couple shall rot in hell, MUAHAHAHHA "... lol. Enjoy. You are in the horizontal row, then link down to partner in vertical row. have fun. I did not remove the possibilty of gay/les relationships so........ HAHAHAHAHHA.

	Hui zhong	Gavin	Shiqi	Zhi yu	Kevin	Jia shee	Hong zhen
Hui zhong	-	64	32	31	77!!!	58	75
Gavin	64	-	34	33	79!!!	61	77!!!
Shiqi	32	34	-	01!!!	47	28	45
Zhi yu	31	33	01!!!	-	46	27	44
Kevin	77!!!	79!!!	47	46	-	74	91!!!
Jia shee	58	61	28	27	74	-	72
Hong zhen	75	77!!!	45	44	91!!!	72	-
Jiang yue	44	46	14	13	59	41	57
Rachel	54	56	24	23	69	51	67
Zhou hao	93!!!	95!!!	63	62	18	89!!!	16
Jia hui	31	33	01!!!	00!!!	46	27	44
Phey wa	44	46	14	13	59	41	57
Yifang	31	33	01!!!	00!!!	46	27	44
Ling yee	67	69	37	36	83!!!	64	81!!!
Jeffrey	57	59	27	26	73	54	71
Elaine	67	69	37	36	83!!!	64	81!!!
Min jie	44	46	14	13	59	41	57
Anna	31	33	01!!!	00!!!	46	27	44
Kit yeng	44	46	14	13	59	41	57
Ying hong	62	64	32	31	77!!!	58	75
Emilia	54	56	24	23	69	51	67
Dranice	44	46	14	13	59	41	57
Aaron	62	64	32	31	77!!!	58	75
Daryl	41	43	11	10	56	37	54
Dawei	44	46	14	13	59	41	57
Jelene	81!!!	83!!!	51	49	96!!!!	41	94!!!

Very tired... other day then finish the rest hor...... LOL........

Bad morning

Wah... Today had a bad morning......
- went out to bukit batok some kopitiam to eat breakfast..
- ordered milo, 2 softboiled eggs and a lor mai kai...
- found a seat and sit down....
- waits...
- waits..
- WAITS .... ZzZzZz...
- I ask why so slow then they tell me they forgot. Wow. How incredible.
- Milo and eggs come. Finally. Lor Mai Kai also.. Break the egg, then realised the egg is like 99% uncooked. The egg white isn't even WHITE DAMMIT. Tells the guy and he just shrugs his shoulders.
- Plastic spoon for Lor Mai Kai breaks. Uses hand to stuff it into my mouth. Ends up with greasy hands and a lot of weird looks from other people in the kopitiam.
- Goes to toilet in kopitiam to wash hands. Sink broken. Cant wash ahnds.
- Refuses to pay for uncooked eggs cos Idin eat them. Runs off.. I think you will see me in the 9 o'clock news.
- Goes to Mac toilet to wash hands. Kana scold by the Mac auntie cos she says my greasy hands dirty the door handle.
- Washes grease off hands at last. Walks out of mac by same entrance. Gets some grease back on my hands (O_o)
- Smears grease on some Mercedes car. Car alarm rings. RUN !!!!!!!!!
- Finds mom buying groceries at wet market and evacuates immediately.


Bad day.

Change

~Nothing remains unchanged Forever~

Quote by myself

It is true that nothing stays unchanged forever, is it not ? Today's entry will have no gossip, no funny stories. Rather, it will be a reflection of my inner self and my deepest reflections. Time and time again, History has proven this fact a million times over : The only thing that remains unchanged is the fact that everything else changes. Indeed, I myself has felt changes occur within me since the start of a new term in JC. Environments change a person, they say, but an environment is caused by people. Which is affecting which ? What is truly affecting us, changing us ? Is it ourselves ? Is it an external force ? I do not know.

Since S72 was formed, I could feel the change. The explosive anger deep within has cooled substantially, like cool honey on a burn wound. The class is warm, acceptive and generally has been very kind. The relative peacefullness feels strangely good, perhaps because its more comfortable for my battle-weary soul. After 2 tumultuous years of class rivalries, its refreshing to move on. Its one of the reasons why I went HC instead of NJ also. Its nice to start anew. To have a whole new perspective. To appreciate the beauty of true friendship... No eye-rolling. No hateful people. No people threatening others by attempting suicide. No egomaniacs. Just nice people. Thank you, S72. Thank you for pulling me out of an endless depth of hate and anger. Thank you for making me break out of that claustrophobic shell. You may not have done it on purpose, but I owe it all to you. Change may not be a bad thing afterall.

Pay your obeisance to the greatest song ever -- Shine by Mr. Big

I never really feel quite right
I don't know why, all I know is there's something wrong
Every time I look at you, you seem so alive

Tell me how do you do it, walk me through it
I'm following every footstep

Baby on your own you take a conscious step
Do you wanna give it up?

But all I want is for you to SHINE
Shine down on me
Shine on this life that's burning out

I say a lot of things sometimes that don't come out right
And I act like I don't know why
I guess a reaction is all I was looking for

You looked through me, you really knew me like no one has EVER looked before

Baby on your own you take a cautious step
Do you wanna give it up?

But all I want is for you to SHINE
Shine down on me
Shine on this life that's burning out

I know, I know, girl you got something

SHINE (shine it on to me)
Shine down on me (I wanna feel it)
Shine on this life that's burning out

Baby on your own you take a cautious step
Do you wanna give it up?

But all I want is for you to SHINE
Shine down on me (just show me something)
Shine on this life that's burning out (you give me something that I never
know)

Shine (it gonna kill me if you give something away)
Shine yeaaah (I wanna know what's going in on your mind)
Shine on this life that's burning out

SHOPPING!

Hi guys... Its time for another session of my crappy blog... Today nothing much la... I went shopping for new year clothes lor.. A bit of funny stuff here and there. So as usual, point form....
- WoW! I saw a shoplifter ! Okay, it was like this : I was looking at some shirts at OG in Bugis when suddenly, I heard the security alarm go berserk! I turn and look.... OMFG ! It was an OLD GRANNY ! WOAH. The old granny doesn't seem disturbed by the alarm and continues to walk out of OG slowly.
* Profile of Old Granny *
-> Your typical looking old granny dragging along a foldable trolley
- Okay, back on topic. The security guard rushes out of OG and stops the old granny and asks to search her foldable trolley. Security guard then unloads a large amount of unpaid clothing. Then the security guard drags her back into OG.. On the way I hear the security guard asking the old granny if she has any reasons for having so much unpaid clothing. Then, I heard the punchline of the year. " I couldn't find the cashier so I just walk out " HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA...
- My wallet totally melt-down liao... Bought a pair of Levi's Jeans never see price tag. Reach cashier there, scan liao I totally flip. $139 !!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Gone. My wallet really empty liao. Even coin also dun have. I think tomorrow really cant go liao. Unless one of you help me pay first.
- Bugis is home of the weird Tees... Oh yeah ! Bought some shirts with funny logos on them =) I din buy those with decapitated people and Stone Cold and middle fingers cos I think my mom will flip. They are supposed to be CNY clothing mah.
- An example of a weird shirt that kinda disappointed me : I saw this shirt with a blazing petrol can with the words " High Octane Fuel " and I was thinking, hey, that's a nice shirt to wear when I toss petrol bombs ! Then I turn the shirt around to see what's written on the back. It says " I GOT GAS ! " * places shirt back on shelf * Damn those 3 words. They spoiled the whole shirt for me.
- Found a nice place to eat ! Yay! Burlington Square, ( The building we end up in immediately after leaving Bugis MRT station ) has a nice eating place called V8 Movie Cafe... So nice... Food there is at most $9.80 and with free soup too ! Somemore, its called "movie cafe" cos the place has LOTS of tv showing movies... I was enjoying my tender chicken chop in mushroom sauce and potato wedges with baby carrots and mushroom soup while watching The Eye 2. By the way, I think The Eye 2 must be one of the funniest movies ever. Anyway, that place is nice and maybe we should go there for STJ...
- Ha... My neighbour just came back from HK.. Brought back lots of expensive chocs and yummy stuff... Maybe if I am in a good mood I will bring to school...

I gonna stop crapping liao.. Cos Hellsing starting soon. Aniway, here's a bit of true but crappy knowledge I have. Gold (Au) is the most ductile element on Earth. 1 gram of gold can be grawn into 2.4km of wire ! WOAH! Lol. So guys, go turn your parents wedding rings into wires and we see who have the longest wire on Monday. ahhahaha.....

Eve of a 3 day weekend!

Hm... Writing again... Seems like this blog has attracted quite a bit of attention.. But other class pple not reading it yet ! Lol... Okay, as usual.. interesting stuff that happened today
- OSG caught staring down the whole row of guys during Bio lecture... Target of staring unconfirmed.
- My calves hurt bad after yesterday's training... Zzz... I loe that feeling
- Our maths tutor PON ! OH YEAH !!!!!!!!! ONE FREE PERIOD ! MUAHHAHAHAHHAH ! SLACKA-MANIA ! Used it to discuss S72 stuff... Apparently not going to saturday's Fish and Co. thingy... My wallet's on the verge of dying from over-bleeding
- Hsu Chun Mei (HCM) (Not S72 one) continues to stalk poor House Celebrating Boy (HCB) (Not S72 one). AND WE HAVE PROOF!
Eg. HCB and the rv pple join wu shu... HCM also join wu shu! Coincidence? I dont think so... During practises.. she always get closer and closer to HCB.. And will eventually talk to him under the pretext of learning wu shu! AHH! She might have an interest in one of the rv guys, you say, or just an interest in wu shu.. Then, get ready exmaple 2 !
Eg 2. I went to join First Aid due to its incredible slackiness... Just when we about to enter the room, HOLY MOLELY! We saw Hsu Chun Mei sprinting down the hallway with incredible speed ! But when she saw that HCB not coming with us to join First Aid, she mysteriously disappeared! Spooky! What more can we conclude but that HCM is stalking HCB
- Our Chem lecturer is a cracko.. But I like that! Maybe he'll buy me an Anarchist Cookbook !
- Today lectures quite intensive.. Din have much time to see if BMB was admiring FFG....
- 3 day weekend tmr ! O yeah... I've been waiting for this for ages. Woot!
- Gp continues to be Death and Decay. I could almost feel my essence draining away... OMFG.... Our debate topic is something about women participating in NS! Wah ! And I'm supposed to talk about what Margaret Hacker... Sounds familiar though.. Heck care la... Anyway sure kana sabo no matter what I say
- Today the class learns a new fact. We can buy lots and lots of machetes and axes under the context of camping. Isn't that useful ? I envision everyone with one under their shirt one day.
- Plan to artificially create a JEH scandal has been scrapped. New evidence has arosen so now we have a genuine JEH scandal to work on... Or we could combine both, making JEH both gay and skirt-chaser. HAHHAHAHAHHA
- CSP was total bullshit. Luckily the JEH scandal inspiration came in the middle on the CSP.. Otherwise I would die of boredom. Then Spider-Man Boy (SMB) and KFC ( No explaination required ) so pung say.... Play one round of bingo only...
- I recommend everyone to go TC during breaks to eat the fish and chips! Its great, unlike the RV version. The fish is tough like chicken and the chicken is mushy like fish in RV.
- Bio lecture v scary.. The lecturer is like L-square Reborn (L²R)..... Damn terror.. Then suddenly like very nice. I suspect a case of split personality.
- We are going to sell floats for CNY.. As in drink floats, not the floats we use at swimming pool. Dun see the link between floats and CNY leh... But nevermind...

Wah... this entry like a bit long. Not my usual style. I prefer it to be short and sweet. Remind me on Monday to tell you all about the "qing cui de ze duan seng" joke. Not funny in words. Must say in person funnier. Zzz..... I got Ebay look for Anarchist Cookbook liao. BB.

Ps. leave some comments. I DON CARE... WRITE SOMETHING ! S72 YOU READ SO MUCH BUT NO COMMENTZ...

Another day..

So... Yet another day has passed in HCJC. I'm lazy to write word by word, so its point-form. AGAIN.
- I'm in the class debate team. For no reason. And the whole thing doesn't make sense. I get asked if i was a ex-debaterwhich I obviously am not, then suddenly I am told I am one of the debaters ! I don't see the link. Do you ?
- BMB continues to drool at FFG. (Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating.)
- My previous injury - infected knee abrasion - is healing well... I expect it to be perfectly okay by next Monday...
- I hurt myself again while practising wu shu. I can't believe I kicked my own chin !
- One Square Girl (OSG) is in lion dance ? Incredible ! I didn't believe it when I realised that Heavenly Banana Girl ( not someone in S72 ) also in lion dance. OMFG.
- Well.. By now, if I say SM, I guess many of you know who I'm talking about... Sh...... He's a nice guy, but the weird behavior makes my imagination run wild.. I can almost imagine him running round at night in a trench coat, flashing at passer-bys.
- Still can't find Anarchist Handbook. LoL.
- Some stuff I read in the chinese newspapers : 4 robbers go into a house with a fake gun to rob the residents. The residents bring out real guns and frag 2 of the 4 robbers. LOL. Retarded robbers.
- We discovered that the Janvin-Elton Hybrid ( JEH ) might actually have a gf! *GASP* lol... Will report more on the matter in later entries... Still thinking hard on how to create the JEH scandal.. But I got a rough plan liao.


ZzZz... Very shag... I think I stop writing liao... Enjoy da 3 day weekend ! I'll end off with a quote from "The Incredibles!"

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Mother : O Dash... Everyone's special !
Dash : Which is just another way of saying no one is.

Yet another day in HC

Hi.. Today, I shall tell everyone another typical day in HC for me. Some names I mention may not mean anything to you immediately... But think about it slowly. You might just be able to catch on and understand who I'm talking about...

- BMB (Big Morals Boy) continues to gaze and gawk at FFG ( Frozen Fruit Girl )
- I continue to capitalise on my fortune/misfortune, the wound on my knee, to escape that running crap. I hate the feeling of failing the team when I am needed most... So I never want to take part in anything.
- As usual, we get abused by our seniors and pay exorbitant fees for our 3 months in HC.. I think its a conspiracy to discourage you from leaving after 3 months.
- ZzZz.. I discovered that I could pass Standing Broad Jump with one leg and that I gained almost 10kg in one holiday. OMFG.
- Everyone takes me as the class clown. But seriously, I'm not putting in effort to make you all laugh. I'm just being me. Take it or leave it. YOU'LL NEVER CHANGE ME ! MUAHAHHAHAHA! *Tosses petrol bomb*
- I learnt that there is a book called "The Anarchist CookBook", something we should all read.

I don want to write anymore... Gotta watch extreme Gourmet !!!!!!

Recap

As you can see from the font, this blog was designed to give you as much pain as possible while reading it. I have had countless blogs, all of which have been abandoned after about 2 week's of writing. I can't think of anything else to say. ZzZz..... This is nice :

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,it is your fate,
but if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect...But nobody's perfect...
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings ! so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning.

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn?

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say....