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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Oops

Yeah oops. forgot to blog again
- Losing my sense of pain.. Noticed it over a period of time where I can get cut and I dun realise that I'm cut until I'm smearing blood all over stuff...Also realised that the regenerative power of my body is dropping.. Wounds are starting to scar fairly easily.. Not that I'm very disturbed by it. Scars are cool.
- Wushu competition was freaking cool, esp the guest performance by two guys. One was dual wielding a pair of scimitars against another using a spear.. I got the video of it in my handphone, if you wanna see it just ask me. A lot of people think wushu is damn easy cos its choreographed or something, espicially when its sparring. They dun realise that real force is applied to make it realistic and the risk of severe injury is very real due to a screw up on either party is very real. Dun believe ? You stand in front of me and I whack you with my spear. You tell me whether choreograph or not makes a diff.
- No matter what you do, dun do something stupid like boil a cup of water in a microwave, especially in a clean glass cup. Due to the perfect surface of glass and the lack of dirt, the steam formed durin boiling is unable to nucleated to form bubbles. As a result, the steam becomes super heated water trapped underneath the surface. The fact that the surface of water is shiny doesnt help. It should help trap energy. Agitation of the water surface or the cup as a whole causes an explosion. This is because the trapped steam is able to free itself. Cool.
- Promos coming soon and I've yet to start my revision.. Maybe I'll begin after MAF..
- Hm.. Tmr is teachers day.. I wonder if shud go back tmr.. After all I need to kope a new glove and perhaps a mallet.. At the same time can see my frens and ask more about WoW !
- Ha... Went to quite a few people's blogs and they all agree that JC life = no life. As usual, I have the urge to be a maverick. JC life = got life. Okay, perhaps to a certain extent only.. Maybe its cos wushu really brightens up my life. Duno why but its just fun to kick the crap out of yourself every wed and fri.. Feels a big difference from scouts in rv even though we got to play with flamethrowers and all that. Yeah maybe thats why.. Kicked all the shit about JC life away every wed and fri so I dun feel burnt out yet.. Wushu roxon..
- Oh yeah.. Suddenly reminded about how ying tang kana cheated by xiayuan, order dunno wat chicken yosai.. Turned out more to be like towgay yosai.. No. of chicken pieces, thumbnail size = less than 10. No. of towgay : uncountable. Basically the dish was 1% chicken and 99% towgay. Lol.
- Went for pool after that.. Then KC just had to say the cursed word. Immediately a table became shrouded with darkness and even my senior proclaimed the table as "evil". OMG.. His essense permeates the land.. He is omnipresent ! Just think about that while you're in the toilet. Remember, you are never alone. There is always.... IT. * cue the Jaws music * lolx.

" The word 'short' is longer than the word 'long' "
~quotez~

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Change

Today is quite a standard day…

- By now you all would have realised that I added a tag board ! (If you didn’t, you know now.) Being the person I am, I wont whine or weep when no one tags. You’re still free to see the comments link if you wanna. Makes no diff except for the slight convenience for pple who are lazy to press the link (-_-||)

- Hm… PE was rather boring.. Our match was interrupted halfway by the teacher who insisted we play a “new” game. Its basically softball using floorball sticks or whatever its called instead of softball bats and using a floorball instead of a softball. Of cos the playing zone is much much smaller and it’s a little more gay. Anyway its fun to pitch! Someone who really hated his “friends” and wanted them to stand at a fixed point while he throws stuff at them hard with a good excuse must have invented games like these. Yeah. One of the most compelling evidence that this was softball’s origin is that the pitcher isn’t penalised if the ball hits the batter’s body. Lol. At least I think so. Nonetheless I didn’t throw too hard cos my sense of aim is off today. As it is everyday. I have zero ball sense and sense of aim, which quite well explains why all my ball games are total flops. The only ball game where I have any chance of entry is pool, where there are so many balls surely something will go in once in a while.

- Made some recent changes to my blog.. By now you readers should have become my personal slaves after clicking the okay thingy. Congrats. Anyway, u also see a marquee abt new developments coming in. You must see that that is not just a marquee. It is a centre bar, a variant of the sidebar which I coded myself. :D Oh yeah ! By the way, I plan to shift some stuff up there so my side bar not so long

Maybe the archives. Its hard to explain in words but I’ll try to do it and show you all what I mean. HTML rox. Yeah I’ll stop here cos I need to research more about html and javascript.

" A question for you econs pple: An object in large quantites and great abundance has little value, right ? Then what abt human lives ? "
~quotez~

Monday, August 15, 2005

The Blazing toiletbowl rekindles once more !

Wow.. Havent blogged for 2 months++ eh... Welcome back to my twisted world of madness as I fill your brains with lame shit. Lots of it.
- Some very recent events. RETURN OF THE GGG !!!!!! Yes ! In every school, a Good Guy Gang exists! The explain its origins, we must look back into my crazy past in my sec sch. There used to be a vile creature called Guan in my sec sch. This vile beast met another despised creature like itself, soon peng. Together with other pathetic fags, they came together and formed... THE GGG ! Until recently, I was believed that the GGG existed only in my sec sch but apparently the ideology has spread worldwide ! If you open your eyes and watch with clarity, you will see that in every school,a GGG exists. I guess its very natural for hated individuals to group together into an unholy bunch. That way, the probability of being picked off and dragged off to a corner to get annihilated becomes significantly lower. Hm... Human social behaviour again. Cool, huh ?
- By the way I'm not very for the formation of the BBB cos it sounds like a boy band. Ew.. Boy bands. So yeah there's no need to form or label yourselves as a group/band cos its the sch VS the GGG ! See ? Everyone is in on group. There's no need to differentiate. Its just the sch or GGG. Again, you can think abt soon peng and co. Its a very good illustration. I hear he's gone to MI. What a surprise.
- Today I confirmed the ancient relic of wisdom that cockroaches can survive without a head. Yep. Its very very true. Cos today when I opened the dustbin (the metal kind attached to a main rubbish chute), a cockroach flew out. Tried to close the bin but instead got its head trapped in the bin with its body sticking out in my house. Thought creatively on how to toture this stupid piece of crap sticking out like a sore thumb. I decided to test the greatness of Baygon!
- Rolled out the baygon and unloaded it on the roach. The roach struggled and struggled and in a bid of desperation it TORE ITSELF APART ! ( cue for the sound of people gasping in the background. ) Yeah yeah. So the head dropped down the chute and its headless body started to fly about. See ? Baygon sucks ! Nothing is worse than a flying headless roach cos u can spray it properly since its flying pattern is quite random. Desperate times called for desperate needs. A dustpan was at hand.
- Wielding the dustpan in my right hand, I made a swipe for the flying abomination. The dustpan connected with the vile insect and sent it bouncing off the floor. And omg, it wasnt dead yet. A tough one it is.
- Tried baygon again for the second time. Again it had limited effect. The creature continued to writhe and shake with no signs of fatigue. At the end of my tether to end this battle, i picked up a lighted and converted the impotent baygon into a flamethrower ! The orange-blue flames burst forth from my hands and seared the disgusting monstrosity. It must have been quite a scene, with me flamethrower-ing a fat roach shouting : "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE !!!!!!!" . Shouting in my head of cos. Finally the vanquished freak let go of the ghost and resigned itself to fate. It twitched no more.
In retrospect I think I overdid it cos the roach was kinda charred and smoking. But hey the end justifies the means ! Cockroaches and cockroach like people beware ! you'll be next.
- hint hint , my birthday is comoing soon and World of Warcraft is only 79.90 !

"Hippocrates, the father of medicine, sounds remarkably similar to Hippocrite. Hm... Makes you have absolute trust to the medical profession, doesnt it. "
~quotez~