Hey !

Hey hey.. Not much content here... I'm just here to say the obvious.... I assume u have noticed that there has been some minor changes to the out look of my blog.. If you are an IE user, i'm still trying to solve the mystery of why my text is below the sidebar..... Please post on whether the change has been better or worse... ( basically, blue or no blue better ? ) and suggest some changes ? And feel free to enjoy the music. Its "arrival into kalimdor" from warcraft 3.

A new era is born

- Handful of new intakers have arrived.. Played polar bear in the morning as a ice breaker..(-_-ll) Had this gut instinct that one of the new girls was the polar bear.. Cos she has this suspicious look in her eyes.. And no way the gamemaster, JWG, would exclude 2nd intakers from being polar bears.. Anyway I got pawned on the turn when I was very sure it was her. Flip. Nevermind. Its only a game.
- All rise to welcome Golden Tail Boy (GTB) to our class... Hm... his mah jong skills have not degenerated at all... Spidermedic got pawned by him.. lolx.
- The total defense is building up fast... Members have already been appointed.. We've started to quote great leaders like Hitler... I know as you read this you are screaming " NAZI !!!!!!", but if you look at the economic and political acheivements of Hitler and not how he waged war, you would have realised that he was a great leader.. Its cool how he solved the unemployment in Germany then ( though it was partially contributed by the 6 million Jews that got pawned )...
- Hm.. Speaking about the Holocaust where millions of Jews got killed, I was suddenly spurred by mrbid thoughts to give you some idea on how horrifically the jews were pawned. So lets talk about it.
Method 1 : Germans attempted to shoot them all to death. But there were so many Jews that many death camps reported that their machine guns fired until the barrels melted. Lolx.
Method 2 : To save ammunition, they reserved the machine gun thingy for smaller groups of Jews. So, they decided to give a Jew a spade each. They would dig the soil around themselves until they got deeper and ddeeper. And a german soldier would just have to push the soil over the hole and bury them alive. However, this was rather time consuming as obviously the Jews were demoralised diggers...
Method 3 : Finally, they found the most efficient way. Put them into enclosed spaces and owned them with poison gas. lolx. cool.
- Bored. Write again tmr.

" If time is money and money is the root of all evil,doesn;t that mean that time is evil ? "
~quotez !~

YES ! ITS A NEW POST !

Good/bad news for 05S72

- Me, Spidermedic, HBG got posted out of 72 to some ulu ulu class cos we change to trip science and 72 is a BCME class... Then they change 72 into a BCME-trip science class and replace us with 2nd intakers. That is like, so RTD. But nevermind. We found some new intakers and subverted their innocent minds to our iron will and caused them to swap class with us... So hey, I'm back to torment your souls till the end of time.
- Cool webby introduced by ah tao... It changes your name into some kinda gothic one.. A few examples:
me --> Disturbed Angel
JWG --> Dead Pleasures
GPG --> Angelic Scars
KFC --> Velvet Dreams
LBF --> Flirting with Suicide
Tay Soon Peng --> Midnight Temptress
Low Guan Quan --> Fucked up Freak
MJB --> Beautifully Chaotic
FFG --> Mummified Corpse
BMB --> Dead Psycho
- If you think I am purposefully against you by fabricating a very disgusting gothic name *cough, flirting with suicide* , go to THIS SITE to check yourself. OSG should take special notice of your name's meaning in this site.
- Hm.... As the years go by, I realised the potential for all those bugs that fly into my window every night. They make good subjects for experiments. eg. Since cockroaches cant burp, eating stuff like carbonates can cause the cockroach to be filled up with carbon dioxide. Though the carbon dioxide would evolve slowly out of the roach or dissolve into the bloodstream, feeding it with a mixture of carbonates, eg baking soda, I predict the cockroach will swell up with carbon dioxide and explode ! So fun ! Please try this at home. Suitable for all ages. Does not require parent supervision.

IS YOUR HOUSE INFESTED WITH ROACHES ? TY PRODUCT X OF AARON BRAND!
Ingredients : Pinch of sugar
Dough
Baking soda
Some water

Instructions : 1. Mix dough with baking soda. Make little balls the size of tang yuan with it.
2. Add a PINCH of sugar. Remember, you are luring existing roaches, not attracting new ones.
3. Dampen a bit wih a few drop of water and you are complete!
4. Place dough ball in damp, dark areas where roaches frequently visit.
5. Wait patiently for the splattered remains of roaches. Be careful not to add too much water or your dough ball won't work !

Warning : Keep out of reach of young children. May cause severe burping if ingested. Remember to feedback to me on the usefulness of this roach control method.

- Look around at the things around you. The fact is that any of them can be synthesized into a bomb. The world isnt creating bombs. The world IS a bomb !!!
- Tomorrow, the new intakers arrive. Be prepared. MUhahahahhaha

" If knowledge is power, power corrupts and corruption is a crime and crime doesnt pay, doesnt that make people who study poor ? "
~quotations from me!~

ZZZZZZ

Zzzz...

- Okay, so the posting is out.. 17 people are left. So barely half the class have left. I don't think that's really much of a problem since I hear that the Cult of the Damned will not be formed as many particiapnts couldn't make it. Hm.. Wonder what my future class will be like. I don't really care much though. I'll just come over and visit whenever I can.
- Don't worry about the people in NJ. I can call my buddies to watch over them. =)
- Went zen house to play WoW.. Nice.. The graphics are good even with low resolution.. WoW does away with the loading as you move from map to map and contary to popular belief, lagging doesnt seem to occur.. And the AI is fairly intelligent too.. It knows how to gather help, target more important players, etc. Only at the low cost of $155 ! Hm.. since one cd-key can be used by to create 8 accounts, I was thinking of maybe like sharing with someone to buy and split the costs..
- Hm.. No wushu this week due to J2 block tests.. It feels really weird to go home early on wednesdays..
- Its Good Friday tomorrow ! Oh yeah ! Have fun people and enjoy the 3 day weekend !
- News reports that the postings for the new class will be out on Monday... So I dunno whether I'll be around on Monday or not.
- I'm crapping... Really bored.. No mood to write cos I'm leaving. Let's hope the new week will be more exciting..

" Life is the biggest RPG we ever play. The problem is that there's no "save game" and "restart game" options. "
~ quote by me ~

Yo !

Yup.. Its time for you to waste your life reading my blog again !!! I just gonna crap on whatever that comes to mind..

- Today went wu shu... Called that bunch and they tell me they decided to go kbox instead... (-_-ll) Kbox ain't fun without girls cos they will attempt to sing and sing and sing and you can laugh at them. The idea of sitting there hearing Spidermedic singing his spiderman tune doesn't really appeal to me, I guess. So I went wu shu. Bow to my dedication. m (_ _) m
- Hm.. Was very hot at 3pm so we din go run outside.. Just a few rounds around the mat followed by a few rounds up and down the stairs followed by a few rounds on the mat itself.. Not very long but enough to pawn your ass... Then we went to stretch our legs.. Except today's one is a bit different.. Instead of using the second floor railing, we went to canteen. Hm.. You know, the canteen has the ground floor ( where most of the benches are. ) and the raised floor ( where the drink machines and stalls are. ) And there's a wall separating them. Now imagine standing on the ground floor and placing your right foot on the wall. Ooo...... Feels like magic ! Lolx.
- Then we do about 45 jumping thingies... The from stood down and jump up one... Then sit against the wall ( ma bu against the wall ) for 40 seconds.. Human error for timing exceeds 10s for this cos my senior is merrily counting slowly... Haiz.. Then trained a bit for split.. (0.o) Painz...
- Begins real training.. Today very few people, so more mistakes were spotted and more time spent on correction and perfection.. Haiz.. I have much to learn.
- Tired, but had fun. Ha..
- Hm.. Yesterday I discovered that I'm not afraid of death by car crash. Weird. So I was in this taxi, driving down the road when suddenly this car in front just stops. So the taxi driver stamps on the brakes and the taxi starts screeching to a stop.... So, I'm inside and I'm not wearing a seat belt I was like thinking : Hey, the taxi I'm in is about to crash. Should I put on a seat belt ? Hm.. What should I write in my last sms.. Wonder what they'll put for my obituary. Should I die with a middle finger pose ? Why am I not scared? .. And other misc. stupid questions. No life flashing before my eyes either. Maybe that's cos I have no life. Lolx.
- Remembers that a similar incident like this happened a few years ago.. Again I had quite a similar reaction.. I just sit there placcidly not panicking at all, wondering if I should haunt someone after death. No fear. Weird. Come to think about it, I'm not afraid of roller coasters either. I spent many years of life in fear of roller coasters thanks to all those retards who told me how horrific it was.. What stomach churning and vomit inducing.. Pile of bullshit. I sat inside and it went round and round, upside down, downwards almost vertically. But no scream. No fear, no panic, no vomit, nothing at all. I felt cheated. Wasn't I supposed to scream the shit out of me ? WTF ! Nothing happened at all ! Meanwhile the people around me are screaming their dicks off and I'm so relaxed.
- I revisited one of my favourite webbies : wordsmith.org .
- Go check it out. Some notable ones --> oag = aha i go out
--> aaron teo = onto a era
--> andrew tan = wet Dr anna / ant warden
--> daryl wong = gladly worn/ lardy wong/ go dry lawn
- Have fun anagramming !
- And for my quote I will say something that many people know but often fail to do it.

" Your mind and body must always act as one. Doing otherwise leads to nothing but failure"
~quote !~

Tired. Shall end here. Maybe I'll try to blog more often.

Updated !

Yes ! Its updated !

Wednesday
- Hm... Nothing much happened, unless you want to count the great new idea of playing cardboard mah jong... Light, soundless and intriguing entertainment. Heck, it even confers health benefits such as partial immunity to alzheimer's ! So we're not playing games, we're keeping our minds healthy !
- Wu shu owned us all. Ran a different route that day... Was running, running running, and I didnt really think it was much of a big deal until we turned off the concrete pathway and down towards a water pipe.. Climb over the pipe and... HOLY MOLY ! A steep steep steep hill. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!! Luckily only the competition pple need to run up the hill... We the fei wu gang can jog up.. Ha.. Learnt some new stuff...

Thursday
- GCB having a bad day... First, kana caught for playing tennis so he needed to write a 2 page essay explaining his actions... Then as he was walking to TC to eat, he kana bird shit.. Haiz... Sad.
- Quite an uneventful day.....Bored.

Friday
- 3 periods of chem tutorial ! OMFG. Luckily, she spent one period explaining something she already explained the previous tutorial.. So she wasted about one period or so.. Then she annouces that th rest of the whole cghem lesson is for a class test ! yay. Liberated from boring tutorials..
- Hm... So my group is doin the GP presentation next term.. Wonder how many people are left by then...
- Maths lecture was so Zzzz... Played mah jong to spend time....
- Bio passed quickly thanks to the pract.. GCB had like.. 67 bubbles per minute while jeffrey had 3. hahahhaa...
- Wu shu was fun but tiring as usual.. Missing some pple like jun hong, wee kiat and worm cos thy pon.. So sad... But I had a great time.. Though I did horribly.. Especially got BMB, MJB and WFG standing above watching.. PRESSURE ! Did badly.. Haiz.. Long way to go. Too tired. That explains the vague entry. To redeem my sin I pasted a ineresting pict below.. Proves that wc3 isnt all just brainless bloodshed.

" Winning isn't everything. It's the owned faces of the losers that matters most. "
~quote by me~

Sunglasses

Haiz....
- Thanks to the stupid eye drops from yesterday, my iris dilated all the way and I had blurred vision because something they dripped affected the lens muscles too... So basically blurred vision + fear of sunlight = gg
- Had to wear sunglasses or I would be completely blinded. This morning I couldn't read anything at all and had to run away from "puddles" of light on the floor. (-_-ll) As I type this at least I can read what I'm typing now..
- So yeah, my iris is starting to go back to normal and my eye lens are refocusing fast.. I have to go through this next year probably for the last time.
- Wore sunglasses to PE and everyone gives me the "what's your problem" look... I think I'm famous now.. "The weirdo with the shades" that is.. Zzzz....
- Stone through most of the lessons today cos I can't see a thing.
- And now for the main topic of today : The story of Worm and his requited love. HAHAHHAHAHA.

(Confidential Source X) says:
yea btw
(Confidential Source X) says:
i need your help on something
ME : Me run for council ? You gotta be crazy. says:
?
(Confidential Source X) says:
erm
(Confidential Source X) says:
eyy
I know that then there will always be comfort for every sorrow, whatever the circumstances may be. says:
ok
I know that then there will always be comfort for every sorrow, whatever the circumstances may be. says:
jia qing last year u know he sang in talent time?
ME says:
ya
(Confidential Source X) says:
he sang for jia lin to impress her
ME says:
AHHHHHHH
(Confidential Source X) says:
or rather kozun gf
ME says:
what is jia lin
(Confidential Source X) says:
then that night he kope her e mail
(Confidential Source X) says:
and ask: who is this?
(Confidential Source X) says:
and start chat wif her
ME says:
ooo
ME says:
how u know ?
(Confidential Source X) says:
frm tzy
(Confidential Source X) says:
i think
ME says:
!!!!!!
(Confidential Source X) says:
i forgot
(Confidential Source X) says:
then he is a retard
(Confidential Source X) says:
caus
ME says:
it shall be today's entry's jing cai nei rong
(Confidential Source X) says:
yea
(Confidential Source X) says:
wait
(Confidential Source X) says:
lemme finish
(Confidential Source X) says:
he kope her mail
ME says:
uh huh
(Confidential Source X) says:
then type who is this
(Confidential Source X) says:
to begin a chat
ME says:
then ?
(Confidential Source X) says:
and he send an email to her about he sang tt song for her
ME says:
!!!
(Confidential Source X) says:
but then
(Confidential Source X) says:
kena rejected
ME says:
OOOOOOOO
(Confidential Source X) says:
so wad i want u to do
ME says:
uh huh
(Confidential Source X) says:
is to SPREAD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ME says:
no prob
ME says:
BA AHAHHA

"Life will always chiong onwards, with or without you... So just take everything in your stride! "

GG lor. hahahha... Need to rest eyes. BB !

Singapore's future is doomed

Hey hey.. Okay today was a little more interesting than usual...
- Got to sch.. Stone at class bench... Soon, OSG arrives wearing slippers instead of shoes. Ask her why, she say she came from someone else's house. There for, technically speaking, she woke up in some one else's bed.. Hm... What does waking up in someone else's bed mean ? Go figure. Ha ha ha...
- Yesh ! Next bio lecturer is suresh ! muhahahahhaha... Using today as a good example, the next set of lectures is probably going to be very lag.. Ha.. The whole lecture was blown on doing crossword puzzles.
- DG lost her voice... I din know then she was talking very hoarsely so I thought she had some kinda freak asthma attack or something.
- Now, I shall talk about the main topic, which explains the title of this entry. About 1 year ago, there was a spate of newspaper articles about how the young generation today was becoming soft and wimpy. I was greatly offended back then as being a youth myself, not me or anyone I knew was that wimpy as described. Heck, even Soon Peng wasn't so disgusting. Today, if that article was printed today, I would take it as an understatement. I present you : FAT WIMP !
- So, as you all know, I left after school hastily as I had to go National Eye centre to see a doc since I was part of the myopia research group on the effect of bifocals on the general increment of myopia.. If u dont understand, dont bother. Anyway, I went early and they became the usual round of dripping weird eye drops... I got blurred vision right now.. Its a pain to write this but nevermind... So,I was waiting to see the doc when I saw the reason for concern about Singapore's next generation. It was DA FAT WIMP.

FAT WIMP STATISTICS
- very tan skin, almost like a yalam but is actually chinese so yes its another case of CAM.
- Very fat. HE'S P6 BUT HE STILL HAS "BABY FAT"!

- Okay, back to the main point. So, Mr Fat Wimp goes over. He touches a nearby printer. Suddenly, the printer comes to life and makes a lot of printing noises ! What does fat wimp do ? He plonks hiis fat ass on the carpeted floor and starts to CRY. In public. So let's summarise this. Fat wimp touches printer and printer makes funny noises so he crys in terror for no reason. One reason I can think of is that he was afraid of the alien noises from the printer or maybe he thought he had broken the printer and was afraid someone would scold him so the guilt caught him first and he started to cry. I dunno. Well, I only have one comment. WHAT A WIMP ! 12 YEAR OLD SOMEMORE ! Haiz.... He look so terrified that if there was a sharp object nearby he would probably commit hara kiri. Nah. He's probably too wimpy to do it... Haiz.. Later heard his mother saying that he i AFRAID OF WATER. People go swimming pool to swim he sit in baby pool and make waves.HOLY SHIT ! A 12 YEAR OLD TERRIFIED OF WATER ! Singapore has no future.
- My vision very blurred liao.. Gonna tap... Better rest. Long day tomorrow.. Anyway, did you know that the biggest tumour removed intact is 137.6kg. It contained mostly fluids but.. IT HAD TEETH AND HAIR GROWING INSIDE ! CAN YOU IMAGINE A HAIRY TUMOUR WITH TEETH ? So cute. HahhahahahHA...

" If plucking one strand of white hair makes 2 more sprout out, then all balding old men would need to do is pluck all their remaing hair and they would get a head full of hair in no time ! "
~quote by me~

Boring..... Again !

Friday
- The day passed without a hitch.. Not much to say leh...
- Wushu very standard lor.. Went for the run to warm up.. Hm.. Gradually adapting to it.. Thought that was the end of warm up for that day... Then we had to do some kinda psycho stepping exercise!!! (0.0) Imagine placing your right foot on the bench. Use your right leg muscles to push you into the air ( so you kinda jumping with the bench as a stepping stone ). Land with your right leg on the ground and your left leg on the bench. Repeat with left leg so your right leg lands on the bench again. Congratulations ! You have completed one count ! You only need to do 89 more to complete this psycho stepping exercise. Very bad... Wanted to fold over and die... Somehow made it.. Hm.. Didn't learn much today.. More of practising stuff we already knew and tying to perfect it. Hm.. Basically another typical day. How boring..

Saturday
- Wasted my life running around doing nothing... Another day wasted

Today
- Argh..... I'm so bored...
- Dying of boredom..... Somebody save me !!!!!!!!!!!
- Haiz.. Suddenly realised its the first time I had a quiet weekend since life in HC began... Feels weird to not go out on a weekend.. Some frens want to watch a series of unfortunate events... I told them I would rather go through a series of barney the dinosaur and let my mind rot then watch that...
- Is it very obvious that I am $#*^%# bored ?

"There is no greater bore than perfection."
~quote by me~

Yo !

Hm... Reasonable day... Not too boring or stimulating...
- Gp was about "a catcher in the rye".. Some kid who just didn't want to mature.. Hm.. The text about being innocent forever suddenly reminded me of micheal jackson, the famous rumoured paedophile. Ha ha ha... Wonder if all people who refuse to mature will end up like him...
- Chem lecture was as usual another copy-feste... Hm.. Most of the people use it as free time to study bio....
- Maths was another free period. Almost. Ha ha ha.. No jokes from him today..
- Spent some time slacking during break with the guys.. They started talking about how to kill people by injecting them with foreign blood and how air spaces in the blood kill... Suggested the idea of injecting air into the eyeballs with a needle. Wonder if the result will be the same. Nevermind. I'll write an extensive article about what happens after death at some what the end of this entry.
- Saw some pple mugging in library.. Wonder how pple mug. It comes so naturally to them.. I just cant.. The moment I sit down to study I feel so frustrated.. Sitting down in front of TFT, for your information is different...
- Hm.. Bio test at last... Quite boring cos I didn't know how to do most of the questions but dun worry we just have to pray for a miracle.. Ha ha ha... Miracles are very real. Believe and they will come.
- And now, my report on what happens after death.. No, I'm not gonna write some soapy articles about life after death. I'm talking about decomposition of the human body.. Its a bit morbid some those pple who get nightmares or have vivid imagination please switch to another webpage now.

3 ~ 7 minutes -- Brain cells die due to lack of oxygen
A few hours -- Blood drains from smaller blood vessels on the surface so you look paler. Yes, you. You would die one day too. Anyway, the blood pools on the lower, gravity-dependent areas and these become darker ( eg. if u die lying on your back, dark patches will form on your back a few hours after death. )
0 ~ 3 days -- Some cells continue to function using anaerobic reactions ( reactions that do not require oxygen ). As a result lactic acid id formed and your body becomes stiff, causing the famous rigor mortis to occur. "Beneficial" intestinal bacteria start to decompose the intestines themselves.
4 ~ 10 days -- Decompisition of the bodily tissues cause the release of gases abd substances that cause the skin to turn green, starting with the abdomen. Then, the front of the body swells, the tongue protrudes, the fluid from the lungs ooze from nostrils and mouth. Hair, nails and teeth become detached..
10 ~ 20 days -- The bloated body collapses as the gases escape. It collapses and you apppear flattened with areas of blackening tissue. More fluids drain and tissue is consumed. The heat from these process causes a rise in temperature. This partially explains the myth of vampires as pple claimed the dead bodies were warm to the touch even after being dead for many days.
20 ~ 50 days -- Tissues become liquefied and body cavities burst open. * Loud splat * Ha ha ha.. The body dries out and a white waxy substance forms on parts of the body which once contained fats, such as the cheeks or ass. It is sometimes called grave wax but is actually adipocere. Its a result of the decomposition of fats into fatty acids.
50 ~ infinity ? -- The body is now very dry... Rate of decomposition is slow... Every thing slowly disappears.. Tendons and ligaments tend to be more resistant to decomposition. After a year what's left are the bones and teeth.. It can take 40 ~ 50 years for bones to be dry and brittle.. Especially in a coffin.
That ends my short report on what happens after you die.

"Look no more for a miracle, for you are talking to one now."
~ by the rtd genius--> me! ~

ZZzzz....

Nothing much to say...
- Got a splitting headache.
- Couldn't sleep a wink last night. Spent the whole time sneezing...
- Started to think about how ironic life is.. People with 19 points are celebrating while those with 9 are weeping in agony... The irony is incrediblyridiculous.
- Oh ya, for the uninformed, Mozilla Firefox doesn't work for the JAE because it lacks an applet... You would see "processing request" followed by a never ending wait. Please use Internet Explorer for JAE.
- Bored

"Late 4 times in any term - disciplinary action
5th time in any term - counselling
6th time in any term counselling + meet parents
7th time in any term - counselling by dean + meet parents.
Moral of the story --> Better never than late. "