STJ PART 2

FINALLY ! You can see pple's faces but I am blocked wtf...





Check out the orange goo coming out of her mouth.





O SO FINGER LICKING GOOD ! YUMMY !





Help ! Its the alien from the movie aliens crawling out of my mouth !

The crunch

Well. It boils down to today. Moments of glory, however brief flash through people and the downfall of others descend as well....
- Morning went to school... Should have pon.. All the lessons were kinda meaningless...
- They form a circle and play polar bear.. Zzz... Seniors thought we were in prayer session... (0_o)
- JWG claims to hear sounds of depression again... Impossible... Or maybe its just me creating an aura of depression...
- Haiz.. Left to meet some RV frens but they shifted appointment to 12pm, so went to eat breakfast with the pple in KAP....
- They left first in a 74 bus.. But I got to KAP faster than them... Haiz.. Cant help it.. I run too fast liao.. HAhhaahahah
- Ate liao, pia all the way to JE.. As usual i'm punctual at 12pm EXACTLY.... hm.... A lot of pple late again.... Whats the problem with people now-a-days... They're always late....
- Pia to RV and take results... Haiz... Then all those over-acheiving freaks go onstage and smile and take photo... ZZz..... Finally got to take results la.. But then I got no emotion one leh.. So whole bunch of pple screaming, crying, threatening to commit suicide, jumping, panicking around me and i just STONE. Man... Wonder whats wrong with me. Nevermind. Yay... I'll be hanging around in HC afterall to inflict more terror...
- Hm... 2 main reasons for staying.. I'm not done tormenting some of you and I wanna do wu shu.. Lolx...
- Could see a lot of teary moments after getting results.. As usual i keep my stone face but you look around and you can see tears of joy, sadness, disappointment and total ownage and pawnage... hahahha... oops.. I shouldn't be laughing. Yeah... Worm is quite happy I think.. I think he is relieved of his suffering from being stalked. Yeah. You know what that means... GLHF to him la..
- A few pple in our class hanging by the thread ... Hope ya pple dun go.. I'm not done scandalising you all yet...
- Haiz... I forgot wat else I wanted to say.... Depressed by the idea of pple leaving..

Ended ! Lets hope everyone stays.. Haiz....

STJ picts part 1

Hm.. Dark and my face is blocked omfg ! why ??????




Spidermedic : " I WANT MY MUMMY !"




SpiderMedic going for the second mouthfull cos he is a sado-masochist... Ha.. And me looking dorky beside him..




Oh dear.. Senior class Lisa isnt looking very seductive with the soup ha ha...




Hm..... This taste so... OMFG WTF IS THAT MUSHY BUT CRUNCHY THING !




Now, now, girls... Alternative lifestyles aren't meant for public viewing...

Hm... Waiting for MJB to post his picts too...

STJ

Hm.. Finally had the long awaited STJ...
- Supposed to meet at 1pm in Heeren... Only got me, GCB and KFC there in the end.. Turned out that there was also a weird sms being passed around that there was no meeting at 1pm... Zzz... Slack and walk round and round... In the end decided to go play pool at meridian..
- Slack around, found a table and start to play... But I never play before so had to learn on the spot... Hm.. Keep making thw white ball fly and jump though... Guess it'll be some time before I can learn to do trick shots when I WANT them... Hm.. BMB arrives at 4++, one hour later than expected... Started to play team games... My hand of evil returns.. Place my hand near the hole and there's a 99% chance that my evil aura will make it cock up and not enter the hole. If it does enter the hole somehow, there is yet another big chance the white ball goes down with it... Lolx.. Fear not folks.. Pray for divine intervention... BMB looked rather pissed yesterday after shotting the in a lot of black and white balls together... Ha ha...
- Hm... Identified 72's ( both 05 and 04..) greatest defect.. Its *gasp* the lack of punctuality.. Seriously.. Does it hurt to be early ? Anyway everyone came sooooo late..... So went down and took up some tables.. I skipped lunch so I was already quite ravenous... Kickstarted with a grilled chicken breast steak and potato wedges.. Then moved on to a pizza and Bundaberg Rootbeer.. Followed by a waffle with caramel banana and chocolate ice cream.. Hm..... Nice..
- Listen to the seniors talking... Long time never hear people talk about all those what groping and all that.. Ha ha.. Sounded more like an RV scout conversation..... Hm.. Heard that they went to talk in the park later... I guess the content there must be worse.. Damn.. I could have offered valuable input.
- Haiz.. Had to go home due to family commitments... So I couldn't go to GCB's house.. Nevermind.. I heard there was quite an ugly scene in the train to GCB's house... Hm... If I was around I would probably attribute the door malfunction to my maglinant presence but then, I wasn't around.. Haiz... Bored....

Today I din do much la... Went to my granma house and spent most of my time in the library reading " The Big Book Of Insults " cos I might see the unspeakable one tomorrow... Must get my most evil insults ready, just in case... Blew GPB's $5 voucher on a good cup of some caramel thingy.. Nice... Thanks pal.. :D And now for a double serving of your daily quote...

" They always ask you to 'act natural'... But how can you be natural when you are acting? "

" Mugging gives you knowledge, knowledge gives you power. But power corrupts and corruption is crime and crime doesn't pay. That means... Mugging makes you poor ! Stop studying now ! "
~ Quotes from the RTD genius,me ~

wow ! 27th ! Another new record! lolx.

Hm.... Quite eventful today... Must be one of the slackiest days since tutorials started...
- SpiderMedic brings some kinda Medic juice to school.. Taste damn weird and had this muddy colour.. Ew... He seems to enjoy it.. Ha ha..
- Started off with chem SPA this morning.. Ha.. Owned it.. How does one frag the chem tutorial ? Let thee count zee ways....

1. Attempted to wash burette but it nearly exploded in my face... Cos I placed the tube at the sink into the burette and turn on water.. Forgot to open the tap to release air pressure.. I missed the burette that uses clips... X(
2. Forgot to wash beakers with rinsing solution.
3. Forgot to use glass rod when transferring liquids into filter funnel cos I've never done so throughout my entire life. Even when I remembered to once I used it the wrong way, so GG
4. Forgot to use white tile.
5. Had this extremely small and resistant white grain of salt that just wouldn't dissolve! Grr...... After a lot of swirling it finally gave up the ghost and disappeared.
   
6. Grand finale.. I was walking walking walking and suddenly the stupid key falls off my hoop and drops into a hole in the ground down to the basement pipes... They look at me like its my fault... BUT THE HELL IS A BIG HOLE DOING IN THE GROUND ANYWAY !

- Gp lesson din get back diagnostic essay.. Tot me and SpiderMedic failed horribly or something... Turned out that marking wasn't done... Hm.. Read some article about Ben O Reilly.. I pity his fren.. Lemme ask you.. If you were a guy and another guy asks you if u wanna go the school dance with him, would you go ? No ! The first thing you would think of is... Gay ! Hm... So cant really blame the guy unless I read some info wrong.. Ha..
- Econs was still project presentation.. Spidermedic presents a rather gd impersonation of SM.. Ha Ha... The finisher must be the pointer... ha.... He didnt look too amused though....
- After that it was break and met up with jia sin and zy... Kicked a bit of street soccer then went to play bball.... Then went to eat and went X country...
- Reached ther and basically a lot of people could not be found.. *yawnz* Saw SpiderMedic and co doing "competitive walking".. Ha ha ha... Soon it was my turn to do mass run with everyone.. Hm.. Pple ask me why I dont do competitive running but well, I just dont wanna. Ha... Dont listen to jeff.. He has great stamina... See he run so fast for 2.4km.... Just that his mind give up b4 his body... Mind is the opposite case hahahha...
- So I just jog and jog and jog non-stop.. Kinda slow jog... Met the gals doing competitive on the loop section.. Running opposite directions lolx. FFG says she saw me at one of the loop sections.. Hm.. Din see her.. Hear that she ran REALLY fast.... hm.....
- Completed the race at a very sad timing of about 25~30 minutes... Jogged in and saw GPG and SLG who were doing first aid duty... They looked surprised to see me... Hmph. I'm slow but not that slow.. Went to Giant to buy drinks then went up.. By the way, Dasani NutriWater is officially banned from my drinking list.. Taste worse than the Medic Juice... Met the guys who were already there long ago... Saw LBF half an hour later.. Apparently he walked with the non-competitiv girls until the bend and the girls went through th bend and he was left alone to die. Lolx...
- Sneaked out and went home... SpiderMedic, jun hong, wee kiat went to eat and bowl.... The class went to eat at KAP I heard.. Oops.. Me <--- Party pooper...
- STJ tmr.. I already drawn up my eating list... I'll begin with a grilled chicken steak with mushroom sauce and potato wedges as side dish, followed by hawaiian pizza then end off with waffle ice cream and wash it down with Earl Grey tea.. Hm.. If I'm not done I'll eat more ice cream or pastries.. Ha ha...

"Regret is a very useless thing. You spend the present brooding over the unchangeable past, wasting all time to make up for the mistake. Regrets only create more regrets. Don't regret."
~ Quote from your retarded genius, me~

Anyway I think I flopped my O's so I've made preparations for the worst. :) I'll just say goodbye here in case anything happens... ~Bubyez~ Ha ha... We'll see what happens. Its me, signing off !

Wow ! its my 26th entry ! that's a new record !

Hm... Wanted to talk about yesterday but a bit bored so i'll just talk about the important points......
- OMFG my econs test is gonna be owned.... Lolx.. I finished it in like 10 minutes look around and everyone is still in unholy frenzy... Nevermind. It was doomed from the start anyway.. I dun understand how people have so much trash to write about... Reminds if of a certain incident... It was a lit test in sec 2... I wrote half a page for 25 marks.. My fren wrote 3 pages.. We got the same marks. HAHAHhhahHAHahHAHahHAHHAHAHA..... I dun even know if i'll be around after nxt monday so heck care...
- LBF was seen running around the courts during floorball... He had this distance between him and the rest of the pple and SpiderMedic naturally assumed that LBF was lagging behind... Turned out that it was BMB or someone's idea that he run one lap faster.. He didn't manage to and got caught half way so it looked like he was slow by half a round hough actually he was faster by half a round lolx.
- Today was quite eventful.... First, zen, chiam, tao, ys, alf, nigg came to visit... Couldn't entertain them in the morning due to lessons....
- Haiz... Chem test, BMB said that marks wouldn't counted so I din really study.. Well, what's done is done. lolx.
- Maths... Heard the top 2 lamest jokes in history... What two diamond into one diamond and that kinda stuff.... ZZZZZZ.......
- Hm... Finally reached break. Went up to library to find my kaki and went to TC canteen for lunch... Went to eat fish and chips stall.. Bought a fish and chips and chicken cutlet... Ah tao took the chicken cutlet... We sat down and ate and they began to talk about the sad chronicles of willy tay, the boy who nearly fell into a dust bin in sec 2... Everyone agrees that the fish and chips and chicken cutlet is good... They din know what happened to JWG and Spidermedic.. hahahha
- A loud shriek is heard... JWG finds an odd looking white object that is cylindrical in shape with segments in ther cutlet... Examines it closely. Primary analysis deduces that whitish object may be a maggot. JWG dumps maggot on side of plate and continues to eat merrily. A kind soul reminds her to look for more maggots. Flips cutlet over. Sees a SWARM OF MAGGOTS ALL OVER THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CUTLET! GgahagGAhHGAAhAHAHAHa... Nice. Bhahahahha.... Tasty !!!!!!! Reminds me of the incident where I ate a cockroach... I was in my sec sch canteen eating lunch.. Eating eating eating then got this crunchy thing in my mouth and something caught between my teeth.. Funny leh, chicken rice got crunchy parts one meh ? Picks the offending object out between my teeth and VOILA ! It was a long brown, hairy leg. Wonder where the rest of the roach went. Lolx... Will talk abt other fear factor moments in the canteen next time...
- Hm.... We tried looking for rooster ( my bunch of kaki call her Balanar, The night stalker )... They wanted to purge her from the land so it would be bright and free and the sun shall shine upon the land with glory once more... Blah Blah Blah... Anyway rooster/night stalker totally evaded u and we couldn't find worm as well... Guess they must be some where.. Lolx.. Went to student lounge to slack... While we were inside the night stalker/rooster was sighted outside.. Sigh.. What a waste. Anyway, after that my kaki went home.... :(
- Went for bio... Haiz.. Kaki withdrawl syndrome.. A bit sianz.. Just breezed through quickly and went home.. Sigh.. Tomorrow got cross country.. So sianz...

"Good, bad, transfer, stay. Its all determined the moment you put down your pen last year. No point worrying about it."
~words of wisdom by your retarded genius, me~

Updatez

Saturday
- My first quiet saturday since life in 72 started ! WOW! Stoned at home and didn't go out...

Sunday
- BMB, MJB, KFC and me went to watch constantine...
- Bought the 3 o'clock tickets
- BMB wanted to buy a present for a soccer playing fren, so we went royal sporting house.. Stoned inside and drooled over the expensive Nike shoes while BMB takes his time to examine evry shirt and wonder what to buy for his fren... After what seemed eternity he finally chose his present... Then realised that he didn't have enough money to do buy it. (0_o) Anyway, he borrowed the money from MJB and bought it.
- KFC goes to Kino to look for his ideal diary book.. Apparently before we met at 1pm he was already at borders searching for one... Hm.. why does he need a diary book when he has a blog ? Perhaps he wanna write abt stuff between him and *cough cough*... Either way he walks walks walks round and round but still fails to find his ideal book to pour his soul into.
- KFC temporarily abandons the notion of finding the ideal diary and we leave for Lido as it was almost 3.... YES ! IT TOOK 2 HOURS TO BUY A PRESENT AND LOOK FOR DIARY BOOKS ! AHHHHHHHH!
- Constantine's final battle scene was a little disappointing.. Expected a big bang but it was more like a bubble bursting... Perhaps one of the best scenes of the movie is constantine giving the devil "the finger of death"... lol.
- Went to borders after that.. Cos KFC still looking for the book of his dreams.. Inside, we saw oceans of harry potter and the order of the pheonix...... usual price : 41.95 selling price : 7.95 OMFG LOLX.. Ha! All those harry potter fans just had their heads pawned by J.K. Rowling for 100 gold... After abt 1/2 an hour KFC finds his ideal book and we go homeeee.......

Monday
- Nigg, zen and chiam din come.... Guess they'll appear next time...
- Basically another Death and Decay Monday....
- SpiderMedic returns to heal the sick and save the innocent after a recent bout of poisonging.. Guess a doctor can't medicate himself...
- Got to stretch my legs during bio lecture.. I dun need to elaborate..
- Chem lecture went from boring lesson to most coveted and rewarding lesson for all the wrong reasons... A new hobby has been created from an accidental discovery.. * kick kick kick* *loud clattering plastic sound* " Hey ! Its double sided tape! " ~sudden ripping frenzy among the back row people~ Lol... I believe this requires little elaboration as well... Just go look at miscellaneous files, wallets, handphones, pencil boxes for tell-tale signs of participants in this strange but not new activity...

Today
- PE was reasonably interesting... Played soccer and kana pawned cos the enemy team kept growing.. I think jun hong counted 9 v 5... We were the 5...
- LBF sighted running some distance away from th entire group of people.. Spidermedic suggests that the LBF was slower by one round... Turns out he was trying to overtake the rest by one round. LOL. So it was a prank by BMB and the rest. hhahahahah.
- Econz presentation started... The projector mad everything look green... Everyone assumes I did it.. How when I came in last ? I dun have telekinetic power (0_o)
- Rest of the day just breezed through quietly.. Nothing very spectacular happened...
-O'S ON MONDAY ! NOOOOOO!!!! WHY !!!!!! CANNOT PON CROSS COUNTRY ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WTF ! ZZzzzzzzzzzzz......


I should be studying econz but heck ! ~THERE WILL BE MIRACLES, IF YOU BELIEVE !!!!!!!!~ I believe. So I can have a miracle. Lolx. Its me, signing off..... LOL.......

KamiKaze Friday !

Today is really kamikaze friday... Very entertaining, very crazy.. By the way, Spider-medic was absent today due to food poisoning... He wasn't online last night so I assume he started to L since last night... Funny, we all ate fish and chips.. But on an unrelated note my stomach did feel a bit funny yesterday.. But nevermind.
- Start off with chem pract in the morning.. We were supposed to heat some salts till they coughed up every bit of water they were holding onto... So became to heat heat heat.. Was told that when no water condense on the top of the test-tube, there was no more water of crystallisation... So I let it cool... Then suddenly I had this urge to try and heat the salt till it melted so when it cooled it heated it again. Surprise surprise ! Water condense on the top of the test-tube again ! Conclusion : The test-tube was so hot the water vapour couldn't condense onto it... Lesson learnt : We must be ready to look underneath the underneath !
- SLG barbequed her arm with the blue flame when she placed her arm over the flame while trying to turn the gas tap off... Luckily she was fast and got her arm out otherwise her arm GG.
- Bio pract had a test-tube breaking frenzy over the class... It wasn't my fault that I broke my test tube... The test-tube holder was loose... So the test-tube slipped out... Really Red Girl (RRG) broke a test-tube AND a beaker... Wow ! Double kill !
- New update.. Apparently it wasn't food poisoning.. The aspirin drug residues in Spidermedic's blood reacted with too much food and too much vigorous activity by-products and lack of sleep to form a lethal poison. Relax folks, he's not dead.
- Wu shu was fun today... It was raining so we didn't run.. Then senior suggests 200 jumping jacks instead (0.o) Was rather surprised that I could actually do it.. Hm.. Getting fitter.. I guess having the will to do it does help... Learnt a lot of nice looking moves today.. Rooster is coping badly as 99% of the time she is staring at Worm.. So she's not learning everything... There was an occasion where Rooster stared so hard at Worm that she started emitting EM waves... Nearl petrified in shock and horror, Worm took cover behind a concrete pillar to reduce the amount of radiation affecting him. lol.

Quite tired today.. Must recharge.. Got a busy week ahead of me. So'll cut it off here..

Another typical thrusday with a little more stimulation than usual

Hm... Quite a boring Thursday but its a little more interesting than the past few days...
- Observed the aftermath of a car accident just outside the school bus-stop... From the position of the taxi and the singtel van ( the 2 vehicles involved in the collision ) you can probably conclude that the singtel van was changing to the left lanes while the taxi suddenly lost speed ? Or it could have been a miscaluclation on the part of the van driver... Either way the bumpers of both vehicles became an amusing V-shape... Quite entertaining though I didn't see the actual accident. By the way the van's licence plate number is 8285.. 4-D, anyone ?
- GCB comments that its the LBF-mating season recently after hearing some rather obscene comments from LBF. Being di-polar in nature, it is advised that all members of the public should take necessary precautions to avoid trouble. For more details please contact GCB personally.
- STJ is due next week at marche... Can't wait to konk the $$$ out of them..
- It finally rained today ! After a terrible drought, the rain is really a refreshing change... But I couldn't go home because climbing the hill with the heavy rain is pure suicide....
- Doing econs project was a hassle.. BMB refused to book a com to use, so we just grabbed a vacant computer and started doing it.. After a while someone came and said that they booked the com so we moved to another computer. Soon after another person arrives and tells us that she booked the com too. So we change com AGAIN. Then, BMB gave up and went to book a com. Then we realised that the com couldn't read the usb port. So we changed com againnnnnnnnnnnnnn......... And this time the com insists on installing mircosoft office everytime we try to open the files even though microsoft office is already installed. Also, we saw a loading bar move backwards for the first time in my life....
- We wrote a poem about LBF today.. Some of you have already read it... But it kinda lacks maturity so I won't publish it...
- KFC has a great new idea for a Dota hero ! Its called : Gayvinator !
-gayvinator
first spell --> don bikini top: gayvinator wears a pink spaghetti top, causing attacking heroes to puke and miss
lightbulb --> gayvinator's head becomes a lightbulb which follows target units around. Gives the gayvinator sight of the units until Gayvinator is killed.
gayvinism (passive) --> gayvinator takes 100dmg/sec for being a fag
dipolarism --> attracts all units within a 1000 radius who will all start attacking gayvinator as no one likes to be di-polar
ultimate support unit... ONLY hahaha


LOOK ITS GAVIN !
sorry abt the orientation of this pict...



Lazy to write more...... Please post commentzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


WAIT ! THIS IS AN EXTRA PART I ADDED USING EDITING ! Okay, I can't believe I forgot one of the greatest jokes of today... WFG and GPB went to the jing xian library to return books.. GPB ask WFG to return a book for him... Then they left the library.. Suddenly the librarian called WFG back. WHY ? SHE HAD RETURNED A NATIONAL LIBRARY BOOK TO THE JING XIAN LIBRARY. hhahahHAhAHAHAHHAHhahahahAhhahaha... LOL. She must have looked damn RTD when she went back in to take the national library book out... I heard that the queue of people waiting behind laughed their ass off... Lolx... Good one.

Typical Wednesday

Hm.. Basically a Wednesday like any other...
- Nothing much happen at all today.. Rather uneventful...
- Fire drill was pretty lame.. The field was so dry that there was a cloud of dust hanging in the air... Was a tad too hot.... And the lesson was ending anyway... So basically it was a waste of time......
- Warning : If you are drinking sprite for the "sprite" taste, dun drink sprite storm. The sprite taste is totally lost and the only thing you realise is that its extremely sour and yr teeth are probably wriggling in agony. Perhaps the only good thing is that if you are thirsty this drink really draws out the saliva due to the sourness...
- Wu shu was so-so today.. Missed the run because of first aid... Spotted GCB, DG and SLG in the central plaza looking at Rooster's performance... Separated into 2 groups... Then we went to learn some new moves... Rather tiring.. When we came back we saw KFC doing shuttle runs... lol..
- I'm considering about putting a tagboard.. Why dun you people decide if I should put one.. Leave a comment..
- Learnt a very nice catch-phrase you could say before you trash someone : "START WISHING YOU WERE NEVER BORN !"
- Rooster continues to gawk at Worm with undeniable eeriness. One of the most significant ones I shall highlight now is the incident on the 67 bus. I took 67 so many times before but I never saw Rooster. Our only logical deduction was that, Rooster decided to stalk Worm after school to his house ! *gasp* Lol.. Rooster, completely terrified by the burning coal-like eyes boring into him, decided to pretend to sleep.. But Rooster continued to stare at Worm throughout the entire journey. As we were seated close to Worm, we were terrified as well. So all of us looked elsewhere.. Finally, I was saved as I reached my stop soon. Poor Jun Hong had to endure till they reached CCK, which is a very long long long time.. Lolx...

Tired.. Shall end herez...

Another boring entry...

Quite an active day....

- The event that probably is most well remembered by everyone today is the 2.4km trial runs ! Running on the track is really a whole new experience for me... REALLY ! See, my sec sch was opposite Pandan Reservoir and they used it as a track for 2.4s... It was quite bad back then.. There were 2 routesmy sec school could choose... The one on the left was really curvy and you had to run past some water cleansing station... It gets really demoralising when the teacher points in a direction and says : " Your checkpoint for 1.2km is the green jetty there." And you realise that from the starting point the green jetty is a teeny-weeny green dot in the distance... The sand flies the moment you place your foot onto it ( yes, we're running on a sand trail.. ) and kinda irritates your eyes sometimes. Even if it doesn't it magically appears in your shoes and passively irritates you throughout the whole run. The putrid smell from decomposing fish that beached themselves on the water side don't help either... And the large expense of water gives 2 reactions to runners. I need to pee or I need to drink water... (0_o) You also get constantly distracted by turtles ( Turtle Soup... ) and the monitor lizards ( I think I saw curry monitor lizards on the menu in Malaysia. ) The other track on the right is some what the same, except that the trail is straighter and there is an evil odour coming from the nearby industries...
- Well, so anyway I like running on the red track now.. Cut my previous time by 1 minute and 30 seconds ! :D But the overall timing still sucked... Appears that LBF is the only one who had a bother-line pass...
- Today chiong up the stairwell cos we didn't want to sit at the front row for chem... So we pia into the classrom and kope seats... Everyone sit down and happy liao.. Then SUDDENLY WE REALISED THAT WE WERE IN WRONG CLASSROOM ! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! PANDEMONIUM ! EVERYONE LOSES THEIR COOL AND THERE IS A MAD DASH TO RUN INTO THE CORRECT ROOM AND GET GOOD SEATS! Okay. That sounds extremely lame but it did happened.
- A new lesson learnt. When in doubt, always nod your head. It helps you avoid many crises...
- Today we hear the morale booster of the year : "This class looks dumb. "
- We also heard the quote of the year : "Wah ! So Shiok ar ! I'm going wild !"
- Today, a few observations were made by my magic mirror... LBF, the spider symbiote has appeared to have found a new host! Agents on the field report that GCB, JWG and LBF went for lunch break after doing some homework... And LBF appeared very ... Appeared to be a big light bulb ! Or so they said.
- Today, some pple in class stayed back to do chem tutorial... Suddenly, one of them raises a question. And BMB and OSG enter a world of their own, discussing the problem. All things fade away.. They enter a realm of emptiness.. Only the 2 of them exist... Or so they say.. Apparently they forgot about everyone else there... Even when they were asked if they needed a drink.... O well..


Have to eat liao.. I'll end here la.. BB

Hey... Its the V day update ! So, many crappy things happened today....
- When I reached there, they were already writing stuff on LBF's spaghetti top... It was hot pink and really small.. The plan was to write on it then present to LBF. Next, he had to wear it or face the penalty of getting stripped and dragged across the central plaza with nothing but his pink spaghetti top on.
- LBF arrives and is instantly stunned by the present. He grabs it with deep emotion. Tears roll out of his eyes. His lips quivered. He stared at JWG with teary eyes and said : " THANK YOU ! I ALWAYS WANTED ONE !" ...... Okay, that was what I hoped would happen but it didn't. So anyway, what happaned actually was that LBF was more or less very happy. He even put it on and posed for picts. The front of the top said : I'm a Dua Neh Bu... And the back said : Free parking. Entry only. * with arrow pointing down to the ass*
- Okay, after that they start to exchange Angel-Mortal V day presents... My mortal gave me a funky Puma water bottle.. Then I realised that its too big to put into my bag's side pocket.. So I have to change bag.... In return I gave a candle.. The kind in a clear glass and clear gel then inside got sea shells and blue sand... A bit hard to describe...
- I tot my Angel was a guy due to how terse the note was.. Then it turned out to be a girl ! Oops.. She gave me some funny African bracelet and I gave her a Kinder Surprise ... (-_-ll) Oops.
- We any how give Kinder Surprise to the girls and they tot that their V day present is really just the choc eggs.. Lolx... Anyway, they seem rather ok with the second wave of presents...
- Nigg came to visit us today... He's still as black as ever... I must congratulate him on his self control and not sneak attacking defenseless Sam to gain KL's love . LOL.
- GCB was singing a jay chou song to SLG today.. However, she din take notice at all ! So he gave up and just give her the Jay CD and poster... Lolx...
- Changed Spidermedic's com password to ILOVEGAVIN.... hahahhahahhaha
- Jeff was separated from the symbiote,LBF , during chem lecture. He was saved when a gal sat beside him. Cn't remember is who liaozzzz........
- Gp lesson had to do some group problem solving.. But no one appreciates my innovative methods of problem solving... *sad* Nevermind. Someone will understand some day.


Hm.. Quite boring today.. Typical blue monday with a bit of red.. Zz..... End off here la.. O ya, tmr I bring year book so you all can see SOON PENG ! THE CURSED ONE !

Update

Haven't updated rcently... This was because I wanted to compile all the CNY experiences in one entry.... A lot of new scandals were created during this time period as well...
- Collected a lot of hong bao during CNY.. Almost 500 bucks.... But I intend to spend less than 1% for the valentine day presents.. :)
- Nothing much during CNY.. Just gambling and greeting people...
- Went to orchard with BMB, MJB, GCB and KFC today... Got there at 1pm... Wanted to watch constantine at first... Then they say buy the valentine day presents first.... So I was thinking, that they had 1 hour and 45 minutes to buy 3 presents... Should have enough time to walk leisurely to Lido to watch constantine... How very wrong I was!! By 2.40pm, they had just left wisma atria, spending more than 50 bucks each and still have not finished buying their stuff... OMFG. Note that at this point I had not spent a single cent :)
- Walked and walked and walked... Went to cine... They continue to buy stuff... I found something to buy.. Zz... Really bored about this present thing. The person who receives this presents should kneel down in tears and kow tow in gratitude cos I have never given any presents for any occasions throughout my life...
- A new scandal has been going around... My magic mirror(s) tell me that BMB has changed target from FFG to OSG... Evidence included BMB sharing exclusive info abt WFG scandals to OSG only and other not so significant stuff... Ask WFG for more info.
- OSG says that she notices that her aunt's sound speaker system is called BMB... Lol... Coincidnce or did she notice it cos it was BMB ?


Tired after lazing around on orchard.. End with this short entry... Zzzzzzzzz.......

Yet another typical monday....

Yet another typical monday... Nothing really cool happened...

- We got a sneak preview of the lion dance tomorrow during chem lecture, LoL... OSG takes out some funny toy and some corny chinese music starts playing.. Lol.. Later, they used a lion puppet and tiny cymbals and drums to do a mini lion dance.. Appears that everyone doing work except for OSG who was slacking at the back.. Lol.. I tot she was the one supposed to play with the cymbals.
- LBF starts to remind me of the symbiote from spiderman comics... In the comic, the symbiote is a black, semi-liquid substance that is actually a living organism... It tried to bind permanently with Spiderman and take over his mind, but after a lot of trouble spiderman managed to get it off him.. Hm.. Now I observe that our resident spider-medic appears to be facing a similar calamity... The unspeakable one has began to start a symbiotic relationship with spider-medic and is slowly corroding his mental endurance, possibly with the one sole motive of becoming one with him ! Lol... Okay, I'm over-exaggerating but maybe we'll see this soon :
Link showing pict between LBF and Spider-Medic
- GPB wore an ACS(I) U today... Suddenly reminded of PLTC 2003... So I'll talk a little about that.. I remind going to acs for some redundant training just to earn cca points indirectly.. Got split into different patrols.. Ha.. Of course, all the laggers in my cca group together while the more hardcore ones form another patrol.. Last patrol was the president and soon peng and the sec 2's... Lol... Couldn't believe my eyes when we saw that my lagger patrol was second in the scoreboards for performance during the entire camp... Remember seeing people weaker than soon peng... Remembers how a funny incident when the yalam patrol couldn't wake up for fire drill and kana owned.. Remembers someone collecting centipedes and placing them in yalam tent... Lol.. Remembers the solemn face of the instructor who said we would be doing 10 jumping jacks for PT ONLY.... Lol Lol Lol.... By the way, I found a photo of someone resembling soon peng. Enjoy :
Link to a pict of soon peng's twin
- Today had some nice cheesecake.. I tot we bought it from some store... Turns out that it was baked by Green Plant Girl's (GPG) mom... Wow.. She should bake more cakes.... Very nice.. Lol...
- Today I discovered that if you tap your leg at a certain angle, you can get it motorised.. Then you'll tap at an extremely high frequency without using much energy or placing much attention to it.. Cool... The rest of the people dun seem to like it though.. Heard something about woodpecker or something.. Zzz.. Who cares.
- Today LBF got his hands on some BIG cookies... Anyone reminded about some articles on biscuits or cookies ? LoL...


Hm.... Nothing much today.. I'll end this entry "like a short and sweet glucose monomer" (quote from someone in class... I think its GPB)...... Oh yah ! If you got shiqi's blog u would have noticed that someone posted a gross comment on her tagboard... *stares at LBF*

The KFC saga..

Hey… Quite a nice major blow-out at KFC’s place… Here’s a summary of some parts worth mentioning…

- Left house at 12pm… Got off the wrong cold storage ( The one before Jelita ).. Had to take a bus down.. Then missed the Jelita cold storage and I got off at the one in Holland Village… In the end, got pissed off and took a taxi straight to Jelita…

- When I reached there, I thought I was going to be the last person there.. In the end it turned out that I was still one of the earliest, wtf. Have to sit there for hours waiting for the rest of the people to come…

- So the people-who-were-supposed-to-meet-at-1pm-but-met-up-at-2pm-in-the-end include me, Wet Flag Girl (WFG), BMB, MJB, GCB, HBG, KFC, Suspicious Bell Girl (SBG), SLG and Red Shadow Girl (RSG)…

- Then proceeded to KFC’s house which was SOOOOOO deep in.. Had to walk and walk and walk…

- Got there finally ! Then they played Dance Dance Revolution and it was discovered that KFC was a pro at Dance Dance Revolution… He scored like what 114 perfects… Then the rest of the people each take on square also cannot get a higher score….

- Played Metal Slug… Basically, everyone just sat there and laugh as we watched SLG get owned over and over again…. So funny… She was dying for reasons she couldn’t see…

- They got bored with PS and went to play lame card games…. They played some lame game like heart attack except that you get “pregnant” every time you get hit… Then LBF became 4 months “pregnant and had an early child birth…. Lame…

- I left for reunion dinner.. Came back at about 10….

- Got off the car and the whole bunch of crackos start clapping.. I dunno why.. Then they proceeded to play some weird game about polar bears, with JWG cheating cos she said she could hear the “depression” made by GPB….. How to hear a depression ? LoLx………

- In the end SLG, JWG, me, BMB, Spider-Medic, GCB, LBF and MJB decided to stay over at KFC’s house..

- Suddenly realised that we were in great danger cos di-polar LBF might get ravenous during the night.. Everyone started to arm themselves with a weapon just in case…

- LBF created a lot of spills.. He poured sprite all over KFC’s mah jong table twice…

- Went up to KFC’s room….. Its like sooooooooooo big… With Charlotte’s photo on the wall… And a cute seal and tiny bolster with a tiny pillow under his bed covers… LoL… Then he started to play his Marilyn Manson thingy’s… So we discovered that Marilyn Manson is very cute cos he is wearing a corset…

- Discovered that KFC has the whole Happy Tree Friends series in his com.. LoL.. So funny.. Couldn’t stop laughing throughout the whole video…

- The clock struck twelve and we began our mah jong session… Highlights included JWG’s attempted suicide… Cos she look at my tile and placed a bet, saying that if I won she would jump out of KFC’s room window… And I won! HAHAHHAHAHHAA… We tried to stuff her through the grills but she was too big to be stuffed through the gaps…

- Made some impersonations of Rooster’s 60 “Dang Pai”

- KFC’s sister returned at about 3am I think.. Just in time cos we so sianz with mah jong… She brought a bottle of 40% tequila with her… Then cocktails were made and JWG, GCB, Spider-Medic and LBF started playing “chai quan”… Then as the game went on the dilution factor of the tequila decreased.. More tequila and less sprite… LBF try to be funny and gulp it down then began to metamorphosise… He started to rub his face all over KFC’s mah jong table, then smeared his face on KFC’s pillow and finally ended his massacre by desecrating KFC’s bean bag by plastering his face into it….

- The chai quan contest left JWG, GCB and spider-medic… Then they all got high and we finished the tequila before 4 in the morning I think…

- JWG taps out and goes to sleep on the bean bag desecrated earlier by LBF… In the middle of the night she breaks out into rashes… LoL.. Had to make sure that she was alive and not dead…

- SLG and GCB also wanna sleep, so they squeezed into KFC’s bed ! *GASP*

- JWG, BMB, GCB and SLG get bored and they attempt many permutations and combinations on who gets to sleep on KFC’s bed.. First it was GCB, SLG and BMB squeeze on the bed.. Then BMB kana boot and he sleep on the floor… Then left SLG and GCB in KFC’s bed.. JWG snoozing on bean bag.. Next, SLG sleeps with JWG.. Then later JWG squeeze with GCB on KFC’s bed…

- Me and Spider-Medic were the only ones who din sleep at all throughout.. Haiz.. Our class people just have no stamina…

- Wakes everyone up on Sunday by putting the camera in their faces and pressing the shutter…

- Leaves KFC’s place for breakfast at BK at Holland V…

- Missed the bus-stop at Holland V then end up at Tanglin Mall.. Ate at Mac there…

- Nothing interesting happened there, besides GCB reading women’s mags…

- Went home !!!!!!!

Summary !

Hm..... Okay let's summarise today's events ! Basically today's events centered on wu shu la hor...

- Basically, the useless people ( Pple not performing in CNY ) grouped up and went to admin block for training.. Very happy cos no need to run around sch today fopr wu shu warm-up. YAY!!!!! We ran up and down the slope instead... Slacky !
- Hm.. The highlight of today must be the tele-match ! So cool...... We split into 2 groups, then we chose a number from 1 to 8.. Then when a senior class a number, say 8, each person labelled 8 in both groups will come out... Then they will challenge each other in terms of endurance, strength or speed...
- Interesting round 1 : Spider-medic vs Rooster !
Rooster bravely challenges Spider-Medic in an unholy battle ! Taking the lead, she challenges Spider-Medic in..... "Dang Pai" ( For the non-wu shu pple, dang pai involves kicking your hand with your leg.. The hand is usually placed over the head ! Consult KFC for a demonstartion. ) The battle begins... It turns out that Rooster cant even kick higher than her waist but she fearlessly fights on to gain the approval of worm ! Such determination ! However, mind over body did not work for rooster and Spider-Medic trounced her after about 60 "dang pai".. But 60 dang pai for a rooster ! Incredible !
- Interesting round 2 : Spider-Medic-Rooster rematch !
She takes on the incredible Spider-Medic in a titanic battle of... Jumping Jacks ! However, she forgot to tie her long hair and began... She looked so terrifyingly similar to a banshee that Senior had to give up and ask her to tie her hair.. Spider-Medic scors again, I guess.
- Interesting round 3 : Me vs unknown girl
Okay.. I think her name is Xiao Yun or Xiao Yuan ( can't remember ).. Hm... Her physique not bad lar.. Considering that she is a girl with no wu shu or severe physical training as a base... I get to chose the challenge first... Wanted to do push-ups but kana accuse of bully her... So I did leg raise ! ( For the uninformed : Leg raise involves lying on the floor and raising your legs at a certain angle, in this case, 45 degrees. Its a test of endurance. ) Quite obvious la, she couldnt take it and tapped out...
- Interesting round 4 : Rematch !
So.. its her turn to choose the type of match-up... She chose push-ups. LOL ! So she did girl push-ups and I follow... Of course she tap out first la... So she change it to endurance again... See who can hold push-up position longer.... Kana accuse of bullying people again... ( She suggested it ! ) So she hold in girl push-up and I hold in a normal push-up position.... Then its like u can hold indefinitely in girl push-up position lor while normal push-up position can really burn after a while... Plus my physique not very strong... After what seemed like an extremely long period of time, still status quo.... Then someone comes running over, saying that our trainer going home liao. So he stop and go fall in.... Saved !
- Interesting match 5 : Worm vs unknown guy
Wow ! Worm can do 100+ jumping jacks ! He was probably pushed on by rooster's burning eyes, filled with admiration and dedication for her one true love, Worm !

Okay,.. I think i boring you all with the telematch thingy... Let's talk abit abou other stuff... Hm..... Basically, OAG has been renamed SOV and the current trends are to write 3 words on a piece of paper and pass it a long until it becomes a story... But its a very slow process.. I recommend we do it by mouth tmr at KFC's place ? ZZZZ...... Hm..... I dun ore you all liao.. *Promises to present better material next time*

LoL...

Zz... LBF continues to terrorise the world with his di-polar activities... As a brief update for those who do not know what happened, LBF became deranged ever since he learn the truth that lenette has a bf...

Some terrifying examples of his di-polarity:
- After suffering from the catastrophic trauma of realising that the love of his life has a bf already, he has become extremely deluded... Eg. Failure to understand simplistic and obvious concepts that he could before.
- Today he continues his petrifying quest to devour innocent souls... He made "dishonest advances" at Spider-Medic in Library and even attempted to assimilate Spider-Medic into his personal being in public !Thankfully, Spider-Medic fought hard and managed to prevent himself from suffering the horrible fate of becoming one with LBF. And yes, we have photographic evidence of this disturbing act.
- He was also seen trying to press his lips on MJB

- Enough about LBF... Let's talk about worm. Today, the relentless rooster continues her mission to stalk and one day consume worm's soul... Let's look at the sequence of events :

1. Worm walks past 72 class bench...
2. Appears later with a friend (Probably Wee Kiat or Jun Hong)
3. Worm goes to wooden platform and watches apollo dance.
4. Soon after, rooster appears from the same stairs and lingers behind worm for about 30.08s w/o making any sound, then returns to her class bench reluctantly.
   
5. It was noted that Worm noticed her presence behind him but tried his best to avoid turning around to look at rooster.

Lets state another example given by our helpful agents on the field.

• Rooster is seen dashing towards the audi toilet...
• 3 seconds later, she is seen running in the opposite direction (away from the toilets). HEY ! 3 SECONDS! OMFG! HER SHUTTLE RUN OWNS THE WORLD !
• Anyway, worm was seen exiting from the male toilet soon after. Therefore, we can conclude that rooster tailed worm to the toilet then ran away when she realised that worm went into male toilet. ( It would be inappropriate to follow worm into the male toilet or patrol outside the male toilet )

Now, if that wasn't funny enough, I shall follow up with example 3 !

1. This is a rather mild one.... Just another case of worm being shadowed by rooster into the auditorium...
2. Wom was seem walking into the audi alone..... With rooster sahdowing behind secretively !
   

special thanks to all agents on the field !

LBF STRIKES AGAIN !

Okay... A summary if some interesting stuff that happened recently..
- Something I forgot to mention yesterday...... We had reports of LBF attempting to molest Michael Jackson Boy (MJB)... LBF was seen hitting MJB in a rather ...... unmanly manner and it was noted that he was aiming to stroke MJB's ....... general chest area.. We know LBF is di-polar but we didn't expect him to show his di-polar tendencies in public... How scary... Everyone please protect yourselves properly....
- We found some class photos of SCGS girls in KFC's file.... Anyone wants to guess what they mean ? LoL...
- Today during tutorials, me and spider-medic noticed some weird behaviour from LBF... He was rubbing his face on the table while staring at MLG... He did this several times... At least thrice, i believe. I m unable to explain such strange behaviour fully but I shall attempt to. Firstly, such behaviour is commonly seen in cats. They display such behaviour when they want to mark their territory. But why do they rub the sides of their face on it ? This is because special scent glands that secrete pheromones for territory marking are found at that location.. So a cat rubbing itself on your legs is simply marking you to let other cats know you are its property! Since LBF always sit that spot in that class room, we assume he is attempting to mark the table with his scent... Or, the other reason is that...... LBF is drooling at MLG ! *Gasp !*
- Today, during maths lecture, we heard a lot of commotion at the back.. Turns around and I see an SCGS girl hobbling in with her class from the back... Suddenly she trips and lets out a ear-splitting scream ! HAHHAHAHAHAHHA... Couldn't stop laughing.. Especially when some irritated guy shouted : " THIAM AR !" HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAA....... So Damn comical... I hope that happens often... Hee Hee Hee Hee......
- Kinda missed wu shu warm up today.. I wonder if we missed anything during warm up cos I don't really feel the suan-ness today.. Even though we doing the same things... I hope the reason is that we're adapting =D
- The guys have collaborated together to buy the same items of the same price at the same place for the V-day thingy... Helps avoid scandals and very convient cos we buying in bulk Lol... Too bad, girls. Maybe BMB will give a special extra.. Lol... Plans to help Worm send a V-day card to Rooster is unconfirmed.. We will work on it.


Hm.. Nothing much today.. I'll end off with this short entry la...

ZZZZzzzz.... Again

Well, let's start off with a warning to all those people out there... Dun think you can push all the work to me.. HAHAHAHHAAAHHAHA... I might just wreck the project and then change JC or course... Especially when its just first 3 months... My options are always open... But your's are not. Moral of the story : Dun try to be funny with me. I am capable of anything.

- Latest scandal involves a riddle from the gals. It goes as follows : Right Hand likes to eat chicken! Okay.. Chicken's easy.. But the reasoning for Right Hand is like so off lor... So its obvious that I didn't come up with this statement...
- Now let's have a timeline of what happened. Right Hand has been noticed trying to get close to chicken........ Eg.. Painting banner at strategic location while chicken was painting..... An object... Ha.. Saying what object would totally reveal who is chicken, so go think who did what memorable stuff on the banner.
- Just for your info chicken is a guy and right hand is a girl...
- During mon econ lecture, it was reported that RH sat directly in front of chicken in a 45 degree angle such that chicken an look at the side of her face or vice versa... Then grabbed every opportunity to talk to him !
- Then when lecturer talk about Pepsi/Coke, she asks chicken what he likes ! *gasp* lolx..
- Rh has showed repeated examples of concern for our dear chicken ! One example is TOO obvious so I won't say.. But I have noticed repeated questions like "are you okay,etc ?" OoOoOo.... She appears to be dying to talk to him ! *gasp* lamez..... hahahah...
- And now for some news beyond S72..... Worm (HCB) continues to be stalked by Rooster (HCM) ! Everyone should take note of the action. I'm surre veryone knows them now..
- SC has taken root and this terribl plague has spread on to S75 ! Please click the link Jun hong at the sidebar to get a piece of S75 action !
- Wow... So they got the debate topic mixed up.. Our debate topic is that chem castration should be enjoyed by paedophiles... Appears that we are opposition... How sad... It would be fun for the proposition.... For those curious about chemical castration, please go to http://www.law.fsu.edu/journals/lawreview/frames/252/spalfram.html
and http://www.csun.edu/~psy453/crimes_n.htm
ENJOY !
- Watching extreme gourmet now.. Ha ha.. They eating sheep eyeballs and fried rice with maggots ! So cute ! I admit the most I have eaten is mealworms.. Crunchy with nutty flavour.. But the legs tend to get trapped between your teeth...
- Hm... Okay.. Going to KFC house for BBQ this sat is confirmed.. Lol... I'll help out with the marinade since I was the marinator at my friend's chalet ! =) You people better be nice to be or else I'll add some stuff into the marinade... Muhahaha
- Ingredients in the marinade include sesame oil, light soy sauce or teriyaki sauce, LOTS of black pepper... Honey is optional ! VOTE NOW ! YOUR VOTE MATTERS ! Teriyaki or light sauce ? All readers please vote by leaving comments about which sauce you would prefer..
- Wow.. Saw the trailer for the upcoming movie, Constantine... Like it very much... Dunno whther to watch with the RV pple or HCI.. See first la.
- Today got PE... Me, Jun Hong and spider-medic started out slowly.. We Big Walk until at the end of the girls then we slowly start to jog.... Later we overtake an abom... Then after running a while , we saw the abom again ! We were stunned ! How did he run so fast? Then we realised at the end that we had ran one round faster ! m (_ _) m *kowtow to his greatness*


Bored..... Will update more next time...