Yoi~

Got bored so came up to crap abit.
- Really excited abt Saw 2. Now that's its out I wanna watch but no one wants to watch. But fear not. My sadistic buddies will always be there for me so its off to the movies with them. MUHAHAHAHHA. Anyway I hear the opening scene rox. A guy gets his head trapped in a clamp. The clamp is slowing closing and tightening its grip on the man's head. The only way to escape is to use a key to open the lock. But where is the lock ? Nope, no cliches. It aint in the stomach like the last time. Its stitched in the face. Ow. Lol. He tried his best but got his grey matter squished like a melon anyway. Wahahha.

- Gosh. Who's going to save us from rubbish television. Finally after long anticipation, Tong Xin Yuan is finally ending on monday ! Yes ! Well after the uplifting good news, here's some bad news. Bad news #1 : A new corny show has risen to take its place. Its called Fu Lu Shou and I dunno how we're gonna survive this one. Channel 8 has been the medium for portraying mentally unstimulating shows of late. To top the icing on the cake, this special effects saturated cheesecake of a show had its special effects done in by the one and only team who added the effects of Chi Zi Cheng Long. We can only hope for our on salvation. Do more good deeds, people. Perhaps then we can tide over this crisis. Bad news #2 : Yes, our fears have been confirmed. There is a 99% chance that a Tong Xin Yuan 3 will be filmed and produced. Please do good deeds so we can reduce our karma and escape this calamity. Give till it hurts, kids.

- Someone's blog got spammed of late. If it wasnt for SSB who gave me the highlights I wudnt have known abt it. Lol. Just for the record, I din do it. Hahahha. I got better uses for my holiday time then post impotent insults on other people's tag board. Its most likely the same person despite the different tag identites. Lol. Anyway that person is a total amateur at insulting. On the other hand if any one would like to sign up on a 3 day course on insulting people online, I'm free for application. Prices are negotiable. lol.

- Today went training as usual. Wahahha. Found out that someone had stolen our medikit but was nice enough to leave the key for the lock behind. Now thats what I call stealing with righteousness. You steal stuff but are considerate enough to leave behind some things that could cause great incovenience otherwise. Its like robbing a person but returning his ezlink card so he can go home. Lol. Today only got 3 people in the morning cos the dao pple going in the afternoon. Yeah. Me, eng meng and yin chu. La la la.

- Might as well mention that I went chalet with pri sch frens lately... Yeah. Aint a typo. Primary Sch. Dunno why but we meet up every year. Wahhaa. We must be the only people in singapore who do that. So when I got there it was evening cos I had training earlier. Then we started the BBQ. Haiz as usual, I have to go and start the fire. Someday I just gonna sit in front of tv and rot. Let them light themselves. Anyway the fire and coals were up in record time. Oh yea ~. With embers reading the BBQ officially began. First they tried an innovative idea. Toast the bread on the fire with cheese on it to make cheese toast. The result : Many pieces of bread and cheese wasted. Utterly charred. They cudnt flip the toast cos it had cheese on one side. AND IT WAS PLACED ON THE FLAMING GRILL DIRECTLY OMG. Yea. After a while I couldnt withstand the food wastage. So me, the psycho chef, had to kick in. Actually the solution was very simple. Get 2 slice of bread. Put cheese between them, a little meat for flavour. Take a piece of aluminium foil. Butter it up generously. Place the foil on the grill and the sandwich on the foil. No prizes for guessing whether the buttered side goes on the grill or the bread. Flip the bread occasionally and Voila~ Tasty toast, melted cheese. And not burnt. With the nice aroma of butter in the crisp toast for an added touch. The essence of bachelor cuisine - Simple but good. Some people say its easier to wrap the entire toast in the foil and flip the foil package directly. However, U cant monitor the status of the bread inside the foil package. Thats not good. You want crisp bread. Not a dehydrated lump of starch. You want melted cheese, not burnt in the oven cheese residue. Dont try it unless you are pro. Lol. If this sounds like I'm stating the obvious and its common sense, it is. The sad fact is many people lack both. So better to play it safe.

- After the BBQ we went night cycling. Now, in my opinion, night and cycling are two words that should not come together. If you disagree, go night cycling for 4 ~ 6 hours and see if your butt agrees with me. The person who designed bike seats must have really hated people.

- That reminds me. For 72 class chalet better bring a damned frisbee. Otherwise gonna be sian. Maybe we could visit Old Changi Hospital to spice things up a little. Muahahha. Anyone remembers Blair Witch Project ?

-Haiz. Bored again.I'm off~

" Sometimes the Hand of Fate must be FORCED! "
~quote from Illidian Stormrage~

yea might as well add another that has been appearing of late. Wahahha.

" Dont worry! There's no sugar! "
~quote from Pepsi Max ad~

Busy.

Ha. Been busy of late. So busy not time to go Bnet.

- Yesterday nobody told me there was no training so I went at 9.00am on a cold rainy day and got nobody there. Sat around until 9.30 when brent came. Then he told me no one today omfg. So we sat down and read comics until about 10 then we started training. Very slacky training cos we train our own stuff. I tried to practise tao lu but the 4th floor is very cramped since its raining.. Did all the mundane stuff, like practising the cartwheels etc. Tried one hand but it didnt turn out well. train until about 12.30 we decided to get lunch so we packed up and went to the cosy corner... Ordered the tori katsu cos usually u cant go wrong with fried food. As expected it was rather decent since its really difficult to seriously foul up food when you're deep frying it.

- Been computer shopping for a long time and cos I'm poor I had to look around for a long time.. Finally finalised the rough idea of the stuff I wanna get. Going to Sim Lim tmr to get some price lists.

- haiz busy. will blog more soon.

Chalet~

I felt obliged to write an entry to detail the events ocuring on the fac outing and the following sleepover. Special thanks to 74 for making it completely free even though we ate yr chips, gulped yr drinks and requisited the big comfy sofa for my own private use to sleep on at night~

- Another day started.. Went to sch for maths lect and kinda stoned thru it. P&C aint exactly the most stimulating maths subject eva.
- After that, there was a series of redundant looking lectures aka. Physics Review Paper 4 ??!! Since when was there a god damned Paper 4 ? WTF ? A window of opportunity appeared before our very eyes and we dive bombed right through it. Dota it is then.
- Into beauty world we went. Lan lab turns out to be mucha cheaper on weekdays. Only 1.50 per hour~ Competitors present included GCB, LBF, MJB, KFC, SSB and me. However, Mr Lucky 7 aka LBF forgot to bring his ezlink card so he cudnt go in... So the rest of us started to play a 2v3 match. Me and SSB on one team vs the other 3. Ha ha was quite a bad match. The 3 of them had some pretty decent heroes so it was a bit too much even for troll with dual bashers in melee mode with rampage on. hahah. No doubt we lost. Then SSB left cos he wanted to take attendence for phy review. Thanks for helping me take attendence~ lol. Shortly after SSB left, LBF returned. Played another 2v3 match.
- I am always on the side with less pple, which is like rather unfair. In order to make up for the lack of players I have to resort to underhand moves like targetting inexperienced pple to feed me. Honestly speaking my back stabs are rather clumsy~
- Anway it was me and MJB against the rest of the world. I would like to thank an anonymous person wearing a Lucky 7 shirt for helping to give me a great early start. He fed me in the early part so I grew damn fast unchecked. By the time I started to draw attention it was too late so the game ended pretty fast.
- GCB is learning fast ! A few more lan outings and more familiarity with the heroes and he shud do just fine~
- We went back after lan back to sch for chem ! Then horror of horrors. Forgot to bring my training stuff so i cudnt go training. damned.
- Went home after school to slack.
- Returned to school in a blinding red t-shirt. Expected some serious gambling so I wore my lucky shirt =D
- Took bus to the chalet.. Slack around there, ate the really good chicken drumsticks then got some fac item thingies
- There was a jaw-dropping macarena and the abysmal limbo rock~ then came the fac idol thing. MJB singing with us swinging banner in the backgorund. Lol.
- Decided to sleepover as refugees in 74~
- Started off the night there early with some gambling. The cards were laid out and u wud draw a card randomly. Person with smallest card loses. Depending on which version you were playing that night, you were either drinking 750ml of water or doing special acts. HAHHAHA
- Half way through the night we spotted guys dancing nude in the adjacent chalet with the curtains wide open. BAHAHAHAHHA.
- Wanted to visit Old Changi Hosp at night.. Was quite a nice idea and I quite aniticipated it but in the end they lagged out. Sigh~
- mah jong. Mah Jong. MAH JONG BAHAHHAHAHA.
- Went bowling.. Food there was v expensive cos there was no Cheers or 7-11. The bowling alley foodstore had monopoly so the cud charge 3.50 for a plate of fish and chips whih i could swallow in one bite. AHHHHHHHHH. cheated again. Plus, the fish was half cooked. Yeah. I got conned into paying 3.50 for a handfull of fries and a half cooked fish smaller than my handspan.
- Got back to the chalet at like 3 to 4 am. Stole the very comfy sofa to sleep on =D Din take the bed cos afterall its other pple's chalet. Cannot be too guai lan.
- Left the next day after pizza for lunch ! =D
- Special thanks to 74 for letting us sleepover for free~~

Teachers Day

- Another T day comes and goes. Didnt want to go back to RV cos theres only one teacher left but went anyway to borrow some manga from my frens. Half-expected them to forget to bring.
- Day starts with morning assembly at HC. Goes into stasis as the teachers day message and wat so ever begins.
- Mass dance supposedly begins in the inner plaza. Sneaks off with KFC to the wushu room. Soon joined by a few other people..
- Receives a call and walks over to NJ to meet some frens . Voila~. They forget to bring the book. As exepected. The only way you can get anything out of them is to march up into their house and ask for it.
- Goes back to RV and sees only one teacher. Slacks around waiting for a fren who overslept.
- Continues to wait for the fren who has yet to arrive
- Forced to take a photo. Gives a stoned face as usual.
- Rushes back to HC for training and got there earlier than expected.
- There was no warm up run for training but yet more tiring than usual.. Wonder why.
- I feel like getting MC for tomorrow cos its so lame.. then i can go straight into the holidays.
- LOL. Found a really funny song from www.snopes.com . Its a site about urban legends and verifiying their authenicity. You guys should check it out when you're free. Anyway the song goes :

Thought you were smart
Bought a heart
Then came Batman through the dark
Instead of fucking that stupid slut
You got eight inches up your butt

Batman! Batman!
Batman! Batman!

Saw Batman the buttripper
I'll rip your butt like a canopener
Batman the buttripper
I'll use your butt like a canopener man!

-Lol.

" The game hasn't ended till the last card is on the table. There is no such thing as a sure win."
~quotez~

Oops

Yeah oops. forgot to blog again
- Losing my sense of pain.. Noticed it over a period of time where I can get cut and I dun realise that I'm cut until I'm smearing blood all over stuff...Also realised that the regenerative power of my body is dropping.. Wounds are starting to scar fairly easily.. Not that I'm very disturbed by it. Scars are cool.
- Wushu competition was freaking cool, esp the guest performance by two guys. One was dual wielding a pair of scimitars against another using a spear.. I got the video of it in my handphone, if you wanna see it just ask me. A lot of people think wushu is damn easy cos its choreographed or something, espicially when its sparring. They dun realise that real force is applied to make it realistic and the risk of severe injury is very real due to a screw up on either party is very real. Dun believe ? You stand in front of me and I whack you with my spear. You tell me whether choreograph or not makes a diff.
- No matter what you do, dun do something stupid like boil a cup of water in a microwave, especially in a clean glass cup. Due to the perfect surface of glass and the lack of dirt, the steam formed durin boiling is unable to nucleated to form bubbles. As a result, the steam becomes super heated water trapped underneath the surface. The fact that the surface of water is shiny doesnt help. It should help trap energy. Agitation of the water surface or the cup as a whole causes an explosion. This is because the trapped steam is able to free itself. Cool.
- Promos coming soon and I've yet to start my revision.. Maybe I'll begin after MAF..
- Hm.. Tmr is teachers day.. I wonder if shud go back tmr.. After all I need to kope a new glove and perhaps a mallet.. At the same time can see my frens and ask more about WoW !
- Ha... Went to quite a few people's blogs and they all agree that JC life = no life. As usual, I have the urge to be a maverick. JC life = got life. Okay, perhaps to a certain extent only.. Maybe its cos wushu really brightens up my life. Duno why but its just fun to kick the crap out of yourself every wed and fri.. Feels a big difference from scouts in rv even though we got to play with flamethrowers and all that. Yeah maybe thats why.. Kicked all the shit about JC life away every wed and fri so I dun feel burnt out yet.. Wushu roxon..
- Oh yeah.. Suddenly reminded about how ying tang kana cheated by xiayuan, order dunno wat chicken yosai.. Turned out more to be like towgay yosai.. No. of chicken pieces, thumbnail size = less than 10. No. of towgay : uncountable. Basically the dish was 1% chicken and 99% towgay. Lol.
- Went for pool after that.. Then KC just had to say the cursed word. Immediately a table became shrouded with darkness and even my senior proclaimed the table as "evil". OMG.. His essense permeates the land.. He is omnipresent ! Just think about that while you're in the toilet. Remember, you are never alone. There is always.... IT. * cue the Jaws music * lolx.

" The word 'short' is longer than the word 'long' "

~quotez~

Change

Today is quite a standard day…

- By now you all would have realised that I added a tag board ! (If you didn’t, you know now.) Being the person I am, I wont whine or weep when no one tags. You’re still free to see the comments link if you wanna. Makes no diff except for the slight convenience for pple who are lazy to press the link (-_-||)

- Hm… PE was rather boring.. Our match was interrupted halfway by the teacher who insisted we play a “new” game. Its basically softball using floorball sticks or whatever its called instead of softball bats and using a floorball instead of a softball. Of cos the playing zone is much much smaller and it’s a little more gay. Anyway its fun to pitch! Someone who really hated his “friends” and wanted them to stand at a fixed point while he throws stuff at them hard with a good excuse must have invented games like these. Yeah. One of the most compelling evidence that this was softball’s origin is that the pitcher isn’t penalised if the ball hits the batter’s body. Lol. At least I think so. Nonetheless I didn’t throw too hard cos my sense of aim is off today. As it is everyday. I have zero ball sense and sense of aim, which quite well explains why all my ball games are total flops. The only ball game where I have any chance of entry is pool, where there are so many balls surely something will go in once in a while.

- Made some recent changes to my blog.. By now you readers should have become my personal slaves after clicking the okay thingy. Congrats. Anyway, u also see a marquee abt new developments coming in. You must see that that is not just a marquee. It is a centre bar, a variant of the sidebar which I coded myself. :D Oh yeah ! By the way, I plan to shift some stuff up there so my side bar not so long

Maybe the archives. Its hard to explain in words but I’ll try to do it and show you all what I mean. HTML rox. Yeah I’ll stop here cos I need to research more about html and javascript.

" A question for you econs pple: An object in large quantites and great abundance has little value, right ? Then what abt human lives ? "
~quotez~

The Blazing toiletbowl rekindles once more !

Wow.. Havent blogged for 2 months++ eh... Welcome back to my twisted world of madness as I fill your brains with lame shit. Lots of it.
- Some very recent events. RETURN OF THE GGG !!!!!! Yes ! In every school, a Good Guy Gang exists! The explain its origins, we must look back into my crazy past in my sec sch. There used to be a vile creature called Guan in my sec sch. This vile beast met another despised creature like itself, soon peng. Together with other pathetic fags, they came together and formed... THE GGG ! Until recently, I was believed that the GGG existed only in my sec sch but apparently the ideology has spread worldwide ! If you open your eyes and watch with clarity, you will see that in every school,a GGG exists. I guess its very natural for hated individuals to group together into an unholy bunch. That way, the probability of being picked off and dragged off to a corner to get annihilated becomes significantly lower. Hm... Human social behaviour again. Cool, huh ?
- By the way I'm not very for the formation of the BBB cos it sounds like a boy band. Ew.. Boy bands. So yeah there's no need to form or label yourselves as a group/band cos its the sch VS the GGG ! See ? Everyone is in on group. There's no need to differentiate. Its just the sch or GGG. Again, you can think abt soon peng and co. Its a very good illustration. I hear he's gone to MI. What a surprise.
- Today I confirmed the ancient relic of wisdom that cockroaches can survive without a head. Yep. Its very very true. Cos today when I opened the dustbin (the metal kind attached to a main rubbish chute), a cockroach flew out. Tried to close the bin but instead got its head trapped in the bin with its body sticking out in my house. Thought creatively on how to toture this stupid piece of crap sticking out like a sore thumb. I decided to test the greatness of Baygon!
- Rolled out the baygon and unloaded it on the roach. The roach struggled and struggled and in a bid of desperation it TORE ITSELF APART ! ( cue for the sound of people gasping in the background. ) Yeah yeah. So the head dropped down the chute and its headless body started to fly about. See ? Baygon sucks ! Nothing is worse than a flying headless roach cos u can spray it properly since its flying pattern is quite random. Desperate times called for desperate needs. A dustpan was at hand.
- Wielding the dustpan in my right hand, I made a swipe for the flying abomination. The dustpan connected with the vile insect and sent it bouncing off the floor. And omg, it wasnt dead yet. A tough one it is.
- Tried baygon again for the second time. Again it had limited effect. The creature continued to writhe and shake with no signs of fatigue. At the end of my tether to end this battle, i picked up a lighted and converted the impotent baygon into a flamethrower ! The orange-blue flames burst forth from my hands and seared the disgusting monstrosity. It must have been quite a scene, with me flamethrower-ing a fat roach shouting : "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE !!!!!!!" . Shouting in my head of cos. Finally the vanquished freak let go of the ghost and resigned itself to fate. It twitched no more.
In retrospect I think I overdid it cos the roach was kinda charred and smoking. But hey the end justifies the means ! Cockroaches and cockroach like people beware ! you'll be next.
- hint hint , my birthday is comoing soon and World of Warcraft is only 79.90 !

"Hippocrates, the father of medicine, sounds remarkably similar to Hippocrite. Hm... Makes you have absolute trust to the medical profession, doesnt it. "
~quotez~