SUPER LAME MRT JOKES !

Yeah.. All this lame jokes were inspired by my wushu friend...

1. Who is afraid of the MRT station ?
- Outram Park (Pa) Station

2. Which MRT station saved $80,000 during its construction?
- Sembawang (Shen Ba Wan ) Station

3. Which MRT station is shifting its location soon ?
- Yishun ( Yi Soon ) Station

4. Which station just Phua Chu Kang live near ?
- Yio Chu Kang ( You Chu Kang ) Station

5. Who squeezed the MRT station ?
- Kranji Station

6. Who scolded the ceiling of the MRT station ?
- Marsiling Station

7. Which MRT station was once a Teletubby ?
- Expo

8. Who knows the MRT station ?
- Eunos Station

9. Who got the MRT station ?
- Douby Ghout Station

10. Who kicked the MRT station ?
- Clementi Station

11. Which MRT station dodged a mountain ?
- Bishan Station


If you haven't frozen to death due to these cold jokes at the end of this entry, try suggesting some ! Post in comments ! Repition is allowed, eg. 2 jokes for one station.

" Your parents spend the first 20 years of your life telling you not to get involved in BGR, then once you reach 21 they start to worry you'll never get a BF/GF and become lonely for the rest of your life. Arent they weird ? "
~quotez~

Outing !

- Went out on Saturday with some old faces... Nigg, Zen, Hong Wei, Ah Tao, Chiam, Alf, Benny and me.
- Met at JE.. Supposed to be there at 1pm got I got there at 12pm.. Just like me to be too early.. When to slack around.. While reading manga I saw Chaim and Benny.. We walked around.. When to JE library to enjoy air con.. Chiam buys a can of root beer and spills lots of it all over the carpet.. Looks rather intentional. Lolx. Benny repeats the same mistake.
- Go back to JE station at about 1.30pm, half an hour late and guess what ? Only nigg had arrived. The rest are late, as usual. We wait until almost 1.45pm and everyone assembles.. Decide to go NYDC in Orchard for lunch.. When we got there NYDC was completely packed, so we decided to eat at the restaurant opposite...
- I ate a grilled cod fish fillet, Zen had bacon wrapped chicken leg, Hong Wei ate sirloin steak, Nigg had fish and chips, Ah tao, alf, Benny, Chiam ate mud pies....
- Our main courses were damn nice.. Definitely worth the price.. As for the mud pies.... Well, lets put it this way :
- When the mudpie just came , they said this. " WHAT THE %$^*@ ! 9.95 FOR SUCH A %$#@ SMALL BLOCK OF ICE CREAM ?? "
- After about half the mud pie was eaten I could see the fear factor challenge approaching in the reflections of their nauseated eyes.
- Well, the mud pie's choc ice cream was too rich... So it kinda over saturated their tongues with choc... As ah tao would put it, " The last few bites are so tasteless it felt like putting mucous in your mouth. " Lolx.
- After that very bored, so we walk around and went to borders.. Sat around reading the latest publications of Sherman's Lagoon, Foxtrot, etc for free ! :)
- Wanted to go Moose house after that but Moose was not at home.. So everyone went home to play DotA.. Alf went to Zen house to play WoW.. That ends the meetup with some old buddies...
- Seeing some old faces after a period of not seeing them really does bring back so old memories.. The old scout days.. Ubin.. :)

" Time is money and money is the root of all evil and the evil will be punished... Time is punishment ? "

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- Yeah din blog for sometime cos I was busy playing DotA.. Okay, here's some crap - Bio lecture. So all goes well until we enter the LT, then we see 2 gelatinous blobs of lipids standing inside. Not good. FS starts off by blabbling over and over about some crap.. I cant hear her at all.. Busy wondering if she would dissolve in an organic solvent since she is 99% lipids.. Blah blah blah... Her words saturate the air and start to suffocate me.. I detect a lack of oxygen.. Body goes into autopilot mode... Screensaver initiates and my vision clouds.. Strange hallucinations of FS's floating in the air like balloons appear... Silence. The FS has stopped talking ! Just as she was about to make her graceful exit, Gelatinous blob #2 informs her that there was a guy in the front row sleeping while she was talking ! Gasp ! Will she eat him through phagocyctosis ? Thankfully, she didnt eat him in public and sent him to stand outside. Then FS hovered into the air and patroled around for sometime while Gelatinous blob #2 became her lecture.. Suddenly, I realised that FS was gone ! She has disappeared into thin air without a trace soundlessly ! And the guy she sent out never returned ! OMG ! She must have crawled out through the vent pipes and finish him off like an alien movie with phagocytosis !!!!!!
- Always had this facination that extremely fat teachers could perform phagocyctosis. Afterall, why not ? They could use their generous amounts of lipids to wrap around the subject in a pincer movement characteristic of phagocytosis and perhaps when they fold their lipids completely over them the skin could bind together while the subject forms a vacuole inside the teacher's body.. Then lysosomes would integrate the subject with the teacher.. And voila, u can spout the famous catch phrase immortalised by Lich King/King Arthus : " Now, we are one ! "
- I actually wrote a lot more than this but the fucking blogger.com said it had an internal error and wiped out the whole post. Stupid administrator. You deserve this _1_

Today's title is title.

- Yesterday had wu shu. It was so OMFG... Totally burnt out.. First the sky got dark, so we decided to run indoors. Then after we run and run, we stopped to do stretching. In the midst of a good stetch it started to rain !! The rain go really bad so we moved to the admin block instead for wu shu.. The dark sky fortell the doom we were about to face... PT BY THE MACHINE MAN ! You only need 10 minutes of his PT to give you permanent damage, mentally or physically. Basically in total we did about 40~50 diamonds pushups, 350 jumping jacks and about 60 upward jumps ( picture a star jump without the star. yeah i know, that sounds very soon peng ).. These are moderate estimates of the horros we went through in like, less than 15 minutes ? Even now, my legs still feel kinda flimsy... Wonder if I will recover by tomorrow for wu shu again..
- After that we went to train some basic techniques... Started on our first lesson on how to do a Xuan Feng (whirlwind ?) Trying my best to well, this sounds corny, just do it. Realised that its so much harder to put thoughts into action.. Too much refelction I say.. I guess it should be a little more instinctive.. Maybe a little less inhibited.. The fear of failure is slowing me down.. Once I overcome this mental barrier I guess I should at least meet my own expectations... The rest of the day passed quite normally doing some revisions of some old stuff... And a new series of actions, again from chang quan, I think..
- They wanna learn the same thing together.. Same weapon.. But I think its time we had courage to strike off the familiar path of sticking together.. The time to have the courage to diversfy.. Not that sticking together is a bad thing, cos it enriches the experience and builds up bonds, but you could end up doing something that isn't interesting to you at all, or give up something that intrigues you more. Guess I'll try with chang quan.. I dont know why but I'm just attracted to it though I've never seen it.. They tell me its very difficult but since when has life ever been easy ? I'll do whatever I can. Even if I fail, I would at least know I tried.
- Hm.. Today passed quickly as usual.. Rather uneventful, besides the confirmation of a scandal.. Lolx.. Saw some people on some bench on some deserted floor having some talk. Even if you tell me it isnt true I wouldnt believe you. Hahahah..
- Today is BMB's birthday.. He looked so depressed when nothing was doe to celebrate his birthday earlier in the morning.. To ad insult to injury, some other class was celebrating someone else's birthday in the canteen. Lolx... Imagine his delight when he was presented with a pink ..... ~Sheer Romance~ Lolx.
- I'm bored.

" If we learn from failure, why are so many people avoiding it ?"
~quotes~

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- Bored.
- Amazed by what people do to get into council...Some spend big bucks printing posters and placing balloon flowers on class benches EVERYDAY, some give peanuts in IKEA cups, and some write DJ King on tissues boxes with a marker can give free tissue. -_-ll
- Its really interesting to think about what is going through the minds of these people running for council.. Its weird to think about it. Really. Imagine having funny voices in your head going : " Print a poster.... Print a poster.... Empty your bank of all your money.... Sell your soul to watever... It doesnt matter so long as you are in council.. " Ok, no one has been caught mouthing that but I'm sure BMB and WFG probably have had experiences similar to what I have just described. It might even have been sub-conscious, so they didn't know they had such an idea.
- Hm.. While I was walking home in the rain without an umbrella I thought of an idea. You know how people who break a lag have to walk around with crutches ? Its slow, heavy and generally uneffective especially if you have to walk long distances. So I was thinking. Why dont people attach wheels to their plaster casts ? Not under the cast like a wheelie shoe, but more like training wheels for those noobs when they try to learn how to ride a bicycle... So the person with the broken leg can just wheel his leg around.. In case the person scared he slip and do split thanks to the wheels, there can be something attached at the back, so its kinda like a roller skates... Bend your foot above a certain angle something blocks and go cant split any further... Hm.. Wonder why anyone hasnt thought of it yet...
- Many 1st time readers of this blog are always wondering about the name cos it seems to have no coherence at all to the rest of the blog... I wont bother to tell you the origins of the blazing toiletbowl incident, but right down I'm trying to make my ideal picture of a blazing toilet bowl and paste it on the top of my blog, k ? I'm also trying to see if its possible to change yr cursor to a blazing toilet bowl when you come my blog.. So I'm working real hard...
- I'm thinking whether to put a chatter box cos i think many people are lazy to press commentz and load load load.. They just wanna type a short crap and go.. So.. Hm..... But very diao if the chatter box is empty -_-ll Decisions, decisions, decisions.
- Oh yeah, you people should have seen this around... If you havent its time for you to see it.
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- Time flies pass so quickly.. So fast and its already April. Have you realised how fast time has slipped through fingers ? It seems not long ago when the class just came together.. I'm losing my grasp of time.. Its pouring out between my fingers like hot dry sand.... A blink of an eye and the promo exams will come.. You laugh and say I'm mad, but you'll probably get what I mean when its about mid-august..
- The new HC uniform doesnt feel hot on me.. Dunno why so many people are complaining... As usual, I'm the only one with the "anomolous result" on the effects of wearing the new uniform.. Wonder why its always me.
- Today got physics tutorial... But the tutor pon... Lolx...
- Haiz.... Bored. All because of you people I have to do the stupid chemistry "challenging" question. Its so damn stupid.. They say what every question needs to use what PV = nRT.... What crap. I spent so long trying to fit that crappy equation then in the end I can solve the lame question with one step per section. P1V1 = P2V2. LAME !!!!!!!!! WHAT A WASTE OF LIFE.

" The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
Why learn ? -_-ll "
~ quotez from meee ~

Yo yo

- So I hear complaints that the white font on the brownish background is kinda hard to see.... Hm.. I'll be experimenting with several different font colours... So while you're leaving comments you might as well tell me which is the best.. I don't trust my own judgement when it comes to this.
- Wu shu today.. Hm.. Long time since we had a run... It feels good to run down that now familiar road, with the wind running through my short short short hair... Gives a funny feeling... Like the road is growing shorter.. The length of the road where there's a lot of overgrowth.. It just feels shorter everytime we run.. Weird.
- As usual, a lot of revisions on some old concepts in wu shu... Hou sao ( read -- crouch down and spin around thingy. ), teng kong fei jiao ( run, do some strange action I still cant figure out, jump, kick ), etc... On the broight side, I can finally tap my knee with my forehead ! Oh yeah ! Just a few months ago the idea of touching my toes was a painful one and now I can stratch my head with my knee. Man, that feels good.
- Hm.. Received the new timetable.. Not much difference from the old one.. And the physics extra lessons end soon.. By 9 April.. So its must a minor disruption to my life.. Hm.. Not as horrific as the other people claimed.
- I realised that I have not met my crap content for today's blog today.. Hm.. I'm thinking about what lame shit I could talk about.... I was just watching austin powers.. Damn it was so lame but so funny... Hahahha... Bet you guys have watched that before huh...
- I noticed that a lot of people couldnt understand GP today... Allow me to shed some light into yr minds. Plato once spoke of a metaphorical cave. Normal people like you are stuck in this dark cave, having a false perception of what the world is like. You refuse or cannot leave the cave because it is familiar to you. But you have missed out on the bright, beautiful, real world outside the cave. One day, some irritating bug appears in the cave. It keeps stinging a person in the cave. The person, running away from the bug, ran out of the cave. And finally saw the true, real, beautiful world. The same thing happened in the movie, " The Matrix ". Neo was living in the matrix, a computer programme that hide the real world from their eyes. They were in reality, blind, like the people in the cave. Then came Morpheus. He took the role of the irritating bug, stinging Neo with clues of what reality really was. Eventually Neo escaped from the Matrix and saw the real role and took the responsibility to rescue the rest of the people in the Matrix, the people still living in darkness in the "cave". If you still dun get it I cant save you.

"If a picture is worth a thousand words, why are dictionaries filled with words and not pictures ?"
~ quote from me~